Reverse (Jonathan Christopher Morgenstern fanfic)

Super fun dinner extravaganza

It's been a week and it's officially the last day of my probation. One member of the council came in from Idris and greeted me with a 'sup,b?' And congratulated me for getting through my punishment with honor.  Then gave me candy for my good behavior, he said that's what mundanes do and he is really into their culture right now. He also carries around a spray bottle and randomly sprays people in the face, he sprayed Jace in the face twice because in a mundane magazine he read that it builds obedience. I don't think he has the whole mundane thing down yet but at least I got candy.

"Well I have got to dip, I hate to get in trouble with the Consul or as you may call her the Po Po. Making your acquaintance as been da bomb, peace out to you all" and then he took a portal back to Idris. Man! How old are his magazines. But the most important thing is that now I am finally free(of course with secret supervision from everyone).

"Don't forget tonight is Clary's annual party" a knock came on my door. Great, the party who would want to miss that (hint: it's me, I would love to miss that). Don't get me wrong I love that Clary is trying to have a relaxing night for everyone, where they could laugh and have fun. It certainly does not end up like that EVER! every single year it starts out fine with everybody talking about their new adventures and so on. But by the end of the night Magnus gets a little tipsy which results in him laughing at almost everything and picking a fight with Alec about how he should replace his torn clothes with something sparkly. Jace gets straight up drunk and fiddles around with dangerous weapons. Last year he was convinced that not even alcohol will mess up his aim, Simon almost lost a finger that night. The year before that he chased Simon around the institute, screaming "DIE DUCK! DIE!". I won't be surprised if this year he could put an apple on Simon's head against his will and poke is eye out with an arrow. It's always poor Simon.

I went downstairs and sat on the couch waiting for people to arrive. I ask Clary if she needs help but she simply replied 'no thanks' meaning that you can't cook and ruin everything you touch. Just in time Alec and Magnus arrived, Alec was carrying Max and wearing the same sweatshirt with multiple holes, but the only difference now was that it also carried specks of glitter. Max looked like he was asleep with his hands wrapped around Alec's neck and his head gently resting on Alec's shoulder. Magnus was dressed in lavish hues of pink holding Rafael's hand. Rafe looked uncomfortable in his bedazzled suit, I see Magnus took the liberty to dress him today. Behind them stood Oliver dressed in white which brought out the blue of his skin.

We all were sitting around the kitchen table. Clary was sitting next Jace and across from Izzy, who was sitting next to Alec. Alec and Magnus were sitting side by side and Oliver was at the edge of the table. Simon sat next to Jace and I sat in between him and Rafe. Max was passed out on the couch, so we had about an hour before he woke up and got extremely cranky. Clary came around with drinks and Alec said that wine is fine (Hey! That rhymed).

"Which one, I have Pinot noir, Chardon-" Clary asked

"Ummm...I don't know they all taste the same" Alec was confused

"What an horrid thing to say Alexander, you don't want our kids to grow up in household who doesn't know their classification of wine" Magnus jumped in while swirling his wine around.

"Screw this, I will just get myself a beer"

"Since your getting up get me a huge bottle of tequila" I said

"No your underage" He was no fun now that he was a parent and walking around and acting all parently.

"I only have one more year to go"