Reverse (Jonathan Christopher Morgenstern fanfic)

Its a Grenade!

I was so exhausted from time traveling, saving an asshole's life, and having another asshole kidnap me that I didn't even realize when I fell asleep. I woke up as I felt something jabbing at the side my stomach.

"You snore in your sleep" a certain smutty Shadowhunter spoke. I sat upright as every bone is my body cracked, it was strangely satisfying. Who knew cold, hard floors are so uncomfortable.

"Hello Fiend! I took out the Sebastian part, it took too much effort and I am all for avoiding as much exercise as possible. And for the record I can't snore I had my tonsils removed"  I said sleepily

"First of all tonsils have no effect on snoring, and second of all don't you get tired of speaking in paragraphs all the time? Because to be honest it bores me"

"I have been called many things–irritating, arrogant, annoying, and even cantankerous. Although I don't really know what the last one means, but I have never been called boring. I take offense to that"

I looked at him, and I mean I really looked at him. He messily wore his silver hair and kept pushing it back with his hands to keep it from getting in his eyes. His shirt was stuck to his chest, since he was sweating. From the looks of it it looked like he was just training. I didn't realize it before but he was strong, he looked strong too. He was faster and stronger than any other Shadowhunter, I knew that but I just never realized it before. And his black eyes, the evidence of his demon blood, they were almost glistening. I always thought they were like a dark bottomless pit. But they were almost like mine, they held no traces of a pupil. Not that I was mesmerizing him or anything of that sort because I was not, but it didn't help that the sunlight peaking through the tiny window was hitting him perfectly.

"If you're done staring at me I think we should get to know each other better" he said

"I'll start! What is your favorite color? Mine is blue, like that really dark blue that almost looks black, and it always makes people consider if they are color blind or not" I said

"It's my turn now. How did you know that I was going to kill Sebastian?"

"You didn't even answer my question! How is that fair?"

"Just answer the question" he pulled out his sword and pressed it against my neck

"If you just wanted to know that you could've asked me nicely and I would have told you. But now I am really bored so I propose this: we play whatever game I want to play and if you win I tell you the answer to that question, but if I win you let me go"

He lowered sword and smirked. He seemed amused, I guess I could take it as a yes.

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"YOU'RE CHEATING!" I yelled at him

"How can you cheat in Go Fish?" Now he seemed unamused

"I asked you for a six and you lied and said that you don't have a six, when I know perfectly well that you have a six"

"I didn't lie, I don't have a six, it's probably in the pile"

"So you're saying all four of them are in the pile"

"No you have one so the other three are in pile"

"That's impossible!"

"You're the one you shuffled them for five whole minutes" he got defensive, which was suspicious, why get defensive if you didn't lie?