Reverse (Jonathan Christopher Morgenstern fanfic)

The Lightwoods

I never wanted a Parabatai, and if I had to pick one Mabelle would be the last person to pick. I would rather pick Satan, Hades, Voldemort, or just about any Dark lord you can name before I would pick her. Right now, I lost her somewhere on the second floor. I was calmly sitting on the sofa in the Institute's main room, until I heard heavy footsteps. Afraid that it might be Mabelle, I quickly jumped behind the couch.

"You okay there?" It wasn't Mabelle, her voice sounds like a shrieking witch, at least to me.

"Hey Clary! Sorry I thought you were Mabelle" I stood up behind the sofa. She was dressed up in heels and a black dress, it looked like something Isabelle would wear. Speaking of Isabelle, where were the lightwoods?

"Where is everybody? So far I have only seen you here" I asked

"They have gone to Idris, but they should be back in an hour or so" that was a relief, at least I didn't mess up anything for them.

"Are you going out or something?"

"Yeah I am going to meet Simon at Taki's"

"RONA! where are you? I counted till thousand Mississippi facing the wall as you asked" it was Mabelle

"Clary, can I come with you?" I frantically asked

"Sure why not"

It was weird that Clary wanted to hangout with Simon at Taki's, they usually go to some cafes. But it was more peculiar that Taki's got a serious makeover. It looked like one of those hipster restaurants where everyone usually takes artsy pictures. And it actually didn't smell like death, which was normal as they supply blood to Vampires. Every employee was also dressed in white shirts and black pants. I wasn't so used to seeing Taki's this clean.

"Simon said they are going to be a little late" Clary said

"They?" I asked

But before she could respond a waiter approached us, he was a Werewolf I believe. "Hello my name is Ramus and today I will be your waiter. What can I get you?" He had a thick Transylvanian accent. He also seemed annoyed by his job, which I guess will always stay the same no matter how much I change the past.

"I will have fries" I said

"Sweet potato or potato?" He asked

"Potato obviously" I rolled my eyes. Everyone knows sweet potatoes only bring shame to the potato family. It was like that middle sibling that everyone always forgets about.

"We only carry sweet potato fries"

"Then why did you even give me options?"

"Because I wanted to see your spirits get crushed, that's the only thing that brings me joy"

"But you used to sell them before?"

"We stopped selling potato ones because they are extremely unhealthy and we only carry organic and vegan stuff now"

"But you have blood on the menu?"

"Yes, vegan blood"

"That's not even a thing"

"It is animal blood that is technically vegan to the Vampires"

"I don't think that it works like that"

Taki's doesn't sell French fries anymore! How does that even correlate with me kissing Jonathan? Now Raziel is just trying be funny. Before I could respond to the waiter–Ramus, Simon and another guy came and sat on the table.