Starring Freddy, A Cake, and Poke
*It's an average day at Poke's house as Freddy enters the kitchen*.
Freddy: *Walks into the kitchen*. I'm kinda hungry, I wonder what's in the- *Sees a small pink cake on the counter*... Fridge... *Goes over to the cake*. A cake... I should eat it. What?! No! It might not be for me. It doesn't even have my name on it... I wonder if it tastes good...
???: Oh, trust me I do.
Freddy: *!*. Who said that? *Looks around*.
???: I did. Down here.
Freddy: *Looks down at the cake*. Are you talking to me?
Cake: Yes Freddy, I am. (Yes, the fact that the cake is talking is his mind playing tricks on him).
Freddy: I've never met a talking cake before. What do you want?
Cake: To be eaten, by you.
Freddy: That's a weird thing for a cake to say. Besides, you're probably not mine to eat anyway!
Cake: ...
Freddy: ...
Cake: Eat me.
Freddy: No.
Cake: Eat me.
Freddy: No!
Cake: Eat me.
Freddy: NO!!!
Cake: But y tho?
Freddy: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT KY CAKE AND YOU NEVER WERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!
Cake: .....
Freddy: .....
Cake: ..........
Freddy: ..........
Cake: Eat me.
Freddy: NOOO, NEVER!!!
Poke: *Comes in*. Hey Freddy, did you find the cake I left on the counter for you?
Freddy: Whaaaaaaaat?
The End.
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Roleplay Short stories
FanfictionAs I've mentioned in my bio, most/all of my stories are based off of a Roleplay I do with a friend. These are a bunch of short stories I've come up with. I hope you enjoy them! Notice: Updates on this book will be random.
