Roleplay Short stories

B 'n E

Starring Andrew, Insane, Lov, and Herobrine

Author's Note: This takes place a little after the story "Dragon's Blood". Also, I DO NOT condone the committing of crimes of any kind.

Andrew and Insane: *Sitting in Insane's bedroom*...
Andrew: *In deep thought*...
Insane: What ya thinkin' about?
Andrew: I'm just thinking that I wanna do something with my life. Something outside the box.
Insane: Really?
Andrew: Yeah, I wanna... I wanna be a criminal! I wanna do crimes!
Insane: *Giggles*... Andy, there is no way you of all people would be able to get away with something like that.
Andrew: *Sigh*... You're right, I'm not cut out for it.
Insane: Let me finish. You of all people wouldn't be able to get away with something like that on your own. Which is why I wanna do crimes with you.
Andrew: Really? That's great!
Insane: Well, where do we start? Something small I hope.
Andrew: I wanna do a B 'n E!
Insane: What's that, bacon and eggs?
Andrew: Noo. I'm talking B 'n E as in breaking and entering. And we're doing it tommarow.
Insane: Sounds great.
Lov: *Comes in*. I heard everything. Andrew, I think you're making the wrong choice.
Andrew: Oh yeah? Says the woman that turned evil for how long?
Insane: Ooo, burn.
Lov: I'll have you know that I'm not like that anymore!
Andrew: Maybe so, but still.
Lov: Fine, Andrew. You want to get arrested? Fine. By. Me. *Storms out of the room and slams the door behind her*.
Insane: Herobrine is going to kill you for talking to Lov like that. I'm impressed.
Andrew: Oh yeah, I didn't think about that... Crud...

*The Next Day*...

Insane: *Standing in the mansion entrance hall*... What is taking him so long to get ready up there?
Andrew: *Comes downstairs with Herobrine following behind him*. Here I am and I brought Herobrine!
Herobrine: I'm completely against this.
Insane: And why is he here?
Andrew: I heard that the key to a good B 'n E is to bring someone who does not wanna go. That way, they have to hassle you through the whole thing and make it difficult to enjoy the B 'n E.
Herobrine: End me, now.
Insane: How'd you even get him to join us?
Andrew: I went up to him and went... Hey, Harry. *AHEM*!!! Check it, Bruh. You, Insane, and I are going on an adventure.
Herobrine: I then proceeded to ask what kind of adventure he was referring to.
Andrew: And then I said... Harry, you're coming with us. We're doing a B 'n E!
Herobrine: I said no, but he wouldn't leave me alone when I did.
Insane: I'm surprised he even accepted the offer... Given the way you spoke to Lov yesterday.
Herobrine: *!*... *Glared at Andrew as his eyes glow brighter in anger*. And just how did you speak to my flower? *Narrows his eyes*.
Andrew: I... Uh...
Insane: He trash talked her technically speaking.
Herobrine: WHAT?!?!?! *Picks up Andrew by his shirt*.
Andrew: Uh oh...
Herobrine: You're so dead!
Andrew: Insane?...
Insane: Can't help you with this. Sorry, Andy.
Andrew: *Gulps*...

the End.