The Salad

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Starring Mayhem, Poke, Nyx, and Freddy

*Mayhem, Poke, Nyx, and Freddy are about to have lunch while watching a gaming livestream*...

Mayhem: Finally, it's lunchtime! I can finally eat that spicy chicken of mine.
Freddy: I know, I've been waiting since breakfast for this. I think I'll have a sandwich.
Nyx: *Teleports a raw steak into his hand*. I have been itching to eat this.
Poke: I'm pretty hungry too. *Teleports a salad in a container into her hands*.
Mayhem: *Looks at the salad as her eyes widen*. Wha-what is that?!
Poke: Uhh... It's a salad. What, you've never seen one?
Mayhem: I hate salad!
Nyx: Have you even tried one? *Eats his steak in one bite*.
Mayhem: No, but I still hate it!
Poke: You should try it. It's actually pretty good. And it's good for you, better than that chicken you always eat.
Mayhem: No!
Freddy: I agree with Poke. You should totally try it.
Mayhem: It's green and it looks like the devil!
Poke: It's not nice to compare Herobrine to a salad. Or were you referring to someone else you call a devil?
Mayhem: It's staring at me.
Nyx: I say we make her eat a bite.
Mayhem: NO!!!
Poke: That's three against one, May. It's settled. Freddy, you hold her down. Nyx, keep her mouth open.
Freddy: Okay. *Goes behind Mayhem and holds her arms down*.
Mayhem: WHAT?!?!?!
Nyx: Open wide! *Holds her mouth open*.
Mayhem: GRRR!!! *Tries to bite down on Nyx's fingers*.
Poke: Careful. If she draws blood and tastes it, we'll have to get Nick to calm her down.
Freddy: You better feed her quick because she's trying to break free.
Poke: On it. *Stuffs a fork full of salad into Mayhem's mouth*. Close her mouth!
Nyx: *Holds Mayhem's mouth shut*. Swallow it!
Mayhem: *Swallows it*.
Poke: Okay, let her go boys.
Freddy and Nyx: *Let her go*.
Mayhem: Ugh, gross! It tastes good! But, eww!
Poke: Wait, you liked it? Then why are you making a fuss?
Mayhem: Because I wanted my chicken and only my chicken! Plus, mainly adults eat salad!
Nyx: May, you're 17. You have three years until adulthood.
Mayhem: I don't care!
Freddy: May, you're being overdramatic.
Mayhem: Leave me alone to eat my chicken in peace.
Poke: Whatever you say, May. Heh.

The End.

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