-General Hetalia- A Random APH Book

What are you doing!

In the Italian household:
-On the breakfast table-
Lovino is very sleepy today on the breakfast table, while his brother is very energetic, seems like a very normal morning. Lovino decided to make a sandwich from which all the ingredients are on the table, so he takes some bread and puts it down infront of him so he can take the jam jar and the butter from infront of Feli. He put all the ingredients in front of him, so he went to take the bread.... it wasn't in the place he put it in!!! "Where is my bread?" Asked Lovi, sure he was sleepy but that doesn't mean that the bread disappeared! Felix didn't reply making Lovi look at him. "Did you just eat my bread?" Asked Lovi
Fell slowly looks at Lovi with an unreadable expression "yes, why?"
"But it's my fukin bread" he was too sleepy to be angry
"Sure it is and there so many breads in there"
"And you choose to take my fukin bread?"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes? Lovi I took your bread"
"No! What are you doing?"
"I ate your bread"
"Dip shit"

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-In the kitchen cooking-
Lovi was doing the usual, picking tomatoes from the garden so his brother can cook. He finished and went in side the house... he was hearing weird noises coming from his brother in the kitchen... he went in to see his brother on the floor, lying on his back yelling "sauce angel!!" Which then made Lovi realize that deli is lying on tomato sauce and doing the "snow angel" on it and calling it "sauce angel"
"What are you doing?" Lovi said
"SAUCE ANGEL!!!" Feli replied
"I-" Lovi was totally speechless, he literally couldn't get any word out of his mouth
"Come and join me! Lovi!"
"No way in HELL"
"Why not"
"Because this is very Fukin retarded I feel like I need to take you to a mental hospital to check if you are 100% stable"
"Eh?"
"You are gonna clean this mess"

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Wow, what happened to Lovi in breakfast happens to me, like, everyday.
The sauce angel was so random, tho, I need to check if I'm mentally stable for thinking about it.