Britain: Fellows, I made a new anthem, listen to it
*god saves the queen plays*
France: *to the BTT* isn't that..
BTT:*burst out I laughing (almost crying)*
*flashback*
France: Merci for coming here, the king just made a surgery and thanks the lord he survived
Spain: that is what friends do, right?
Prussia: so why did the king do a surgery?
France: he had anal fistula and he healed from the operation
Prussia: *burst out of laughter*
France: *chuckles* yeah, but thanks god he survived.
Spain: *clueless* what is that?
Prussia: omf, the surgery consisted of opening the Royal ass (infected area) and giving it a good clean
Spain: oh *realizes what Prussia actually said* ohhhh *laughes after a while *
France: it gets better, they did all of this with no anesthesia
Prussia: *laughing* OMG, that must be a pain in the ASS!!
BTT: *all laughing*
-After a while..-
Prussia: so now everyone is celebrating that
Spain: seems like it..
France: Yeah! Everyone loves the royal family here!!
Spain: they even got the duchess to compose a song
France: oui, that's how we do it here!
-From a distance-
England: seems like they are having celebrations here I wonder for what,
Oh, the music is nice!!
*end of flashback *
Prussia: it totally is the same song, is it not?
Spain: si, it is that song.
Britain: what is wrong with you?
France: nothing, totally nothing.
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It is all a theory, it might not be true.
Sorry if this offends anyone, but history is history and we can't change it.
I read this story online and I was like 'I've got to do this!'
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