America: Yo, Allies Forces! You guys, I made a design for a new weapon!!
England: I bet it is something stupid and unreadable.
America: dude! Just look at it!!
China: what the hell is that??
England: just a typical American thing...
America: no! Take a closer look! It is a dinosaur robot!!
England: is that a tank or what..?
Russia: you know that dinosaurs are extinct, da?
America: I'm going to be the hero with this weapon!!
France: there is no way..
America: there is!! Because I aM THE HERO!!1!
England: wanker... There is no way...
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America: Yo, Dudes! I have done it!
*shows the dinosaur weapon*
Russia: he did it ^j^
China: I bet it would've been better if it was made in China, Aru.
France: it is missing something....
*gets big fab scarf and wraps the weapon with it*
Now it is perfect!!
America: eh, yeah that, now it is doNE AND IT IS TIME FOR ME TO BE THE HERO!! *obnoxious laughter*
Canada: what is that..?
Dinosaur: TARGET #1 LOCATED
America: shit, what the..?
Mexico: My lovely neighbor, why are you loud.. What is that thing?
Weapon: TARGET #2 LOCATED
Mexico: emm, Canada what is that and why is the machine gun locking target at us?
Canada: I have no.. Idea
America: shit shit shit I will harm them... Stupid dinosaur
Canada: it is America.. Who did this...
Mexico: that puta, but now we have to...
Dinosaur: TARGET #1 AND #2 LOCKED
Mexico and Canada: RUN!!!!
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Mexico: *throwing her shoes on America* why the hell did you do that?!? *Spanish cursing*
America: Owch, this hurts, I didn't know it would target my neighbors...
Canada: you shouldn't have put it in your yard... You shouldn't have made it..
America: it is not like you were harmed or anything
Mexico: BUT we GOT A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE!!!
America: who would've known that the machine gun didn't work, tho.
Mexico: don't think I will get this through, first your crazy hamster boss wants me to build a wall and now you do this to me...
Canada: ehh, may I speak as well?
America: I am the victim's side here!! Don't make it seem like I am a bad guy!!
Canada: yeah right.
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I imagine Latin women are really sassy and scary.
Mexico is a woman here, lol.
The most contradicted character(OC) gender in the Hetalia fandom is Mexico, tho.
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