Fries....

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America: OMJAJSIX TODAY IS FRENCHFRIES DAY!!

England: shut it down, will you?

America: no, I won't. *omnon omnon*

England: eat away from here.I'm having my peaceful afternoon tea, just like a great gentleman.

France: gentleman? Are you sure about that?

England: shut up, you frog

America: Ah! France! Fries are French, right? We call them French fries for a reason!! Speaking of French fries, today is the French fries international day! And I made you something special for you francy!!!! *omnon omnon*

France: what is he saying?

England: I don't know...

Canada: he says he has a special thing to show you.

France: uh okay

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America: here do you like it!!!

France: WHAT WHAT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

England: ;-; what the actual fuck, Alfred F. Jones.

Canada: ..... -_-

France: the beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, magnificent, breathtaking, fabulous, fantastic Eiffel Tower.... Is now repugnant.... Fries...

*france mumbling and cursing in many unknown languages*

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*france mumbling and cursing in many unknown languages*

America: don't worry, it is not repugnant, but it is now more French than ever and more beautiful than ever!!!

England: I want this to be taken care of this while I take the frog away.
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Canada: they didn't like it. You have to now fix it.

America: D:

Canada: you can keep it with you if you want.

America: :D at least I can eat those giant fries alone!

Canada: sharing is caring...

America: more like; sharing is sharing

Canada: then I won't help you with your mess

America: ugh fine...
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-hope you liked this chapter!
-This photo is a screenshot from my IG (@/arwahussam)
-I got this as a McDonald's ad and I wrote a story about it :)
-America would actually do that figure outta Frenchfries, I don't doubt it.

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