1. Why did the trumpet player get a 75% on his test? He couldn't reach a high C (fail ._.)
2. Why are French horn jokes so short? So trumpet players can understand them. (trolololo)
3. How many French horn players does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but he'll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.
4.How do horn players traditionally greet each other?
"Hi. I played that last year."
"Hi. I did that piece in Middle School."
5. What did the percussionists get on his IQ test? Drool. (not trying to offend you percussionists out there ._.)
6. How many drummers does in take to change a light bulb? "Oops! I broke it!"
7.Q: What's the difference between a clarinet and a mouse?
A: You can't hear a mouse squeak over the entire band!
8.Q. How do you get 2 piccolos to play in tune?
A. Shoot one.
9. Q: How do concert band flute players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They ask their boyfriend to do it for them.
10.There is a group of 6th grade flute players, and they are in a competition to who can get the highest note.
"Look guys, I can play a high A!" (Screeeeeeech!)
"Well, I can get to high B" (Screeeech!, Any glass nearby busts)
"I can play piccolo!" (Panic ensues)
"Noo! DON'T DO IT!"
"PUT IT AWAY!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
11. Q: How can you make a trombone sound like a French horn?
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.
12. Q: What is the difference between a French horn section and a '57 Chevy?
A: You can tune a '57 Chevy.
13. Q: How can you tell that a kid on a playground is a trombonist's kid?
A: He can't swing and he complains about the slide.
14. Q: How many trombone players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he'll spend half an hour trying to figure out what position he needs to be in.
15. Q: What's is another term for "trombone"?
A: A wind driven, manually operated, pitch approximator
16. Q: What's the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?
A: The trombone will bend before it breaks
17. Q: What do 4 trombones sound like at the bottom of the sea?
A: A good idea!
18. Q: How do you make a trombone sound better?
A: Run it over with a lawnmower. (SORRY TROMBONES ima start a different section now *scrolls down for ten pages*)
19. Q: What do you do if you see a bleeding trumpet player running around in your backyard?
A: Stop laughing, and shoot again!
20. Q: What do trumpet players use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
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Okay sorry trombones and percussionists. Ill make sure to have more like....different section jokes? You guys get dissed a lot and it makes me feel guility when i agree.
AGAIN I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE.
What was your favorite joke? Mine was #2 cause it's so true. Sorry trumpets.
-HFH
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Band Jokes :D
HumorThe Jokes that can only be understood by Band kids :D I DO NOT INTEND TO OFFEND IN THESE JOKES, I found internets and I know they can be VERY offending but still funny. SO TRY NOT TO GET OFFENDED OKAY????
