Dedicated to Orange Juice (;
21: How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? None, the would revolves around them!
22: How many trumpets does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but he'll do it too loudly
23:What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money
24:How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other? "Hi, Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
25: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? The doorbell shrieks.
26 : Why can't a gorilla play trumpet? He's too senstive.
27 : What do trumpet players use for birth control? Their personalities.
28 :What did little Johnny's mother tell him when he said "I want to be a trumpet player when I grow up?" "But Johnny, you can't do both,"
29: What would a trumpet player do if he won a million dollars? Countuine playing gigs till it ran out.
30 : How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? Five, one to do it, four to say how much better they could have done it
31 : Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from trumpet players.
32 : How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trumpeter's car? Take th domino's pizza sign off the the roof.
33 : What do you call a lead trumpet player with half a brain? Gifted.
34 : What's the first thing a trumpet player says at work? "Would you like fries with that?"
35 : How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how Louie Armstrong would have done it.
36 : How many second trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they don't go up that high!
37 : Do you play the Trumpet Voluntary? No, my parents made me do it.
38 : What's the difference between a trumpet player and the rear end of a horse? I don't know either.
39 : In an emergency a jazz trumpeter was hired to do some solos with a symphony orchestra. Everything went fine through the first movement, when she had some really hair-raising solos, but in the second movement she started improvising madly when she wasn't supposed to play at all.
After the concert the conductor came round looking for an explanation. She said, "I looked in the score and it said 'tacit'-- so I took it!"
40: What's the difference between a trumpet and a chain saw?
Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.
41 : How do you get a trumpet player to play fff? Write mp on the part.
42 : What's the difference between a free jazz trumpeter and a terrorist? The terrorist has sympathizers.
43 : Three famous trumpet players are up in an airplane. One of them says, "I'll throw out a 100 dollar bill and make someone very happy." The one next to him says, "I'll throw out two 50 dollar bills, and make two people very happy." The other one said, "I'll throw five 20's out the door, and make five people happy." The pilot, who was their conductor, said, "Why don't all three jump, and make the whole band very happy?"
44 : What is the range of a trumpet player? It depends: how strong are you, and how much do you want to hurt him?
45 : How many jazz trumpeters does it take to change a light bulb? Never mind- they can fake the changes.
46 : How do you get a trumpet player to play softly? Take away his instrument
47 : So anyway, there's this Jazz trumpet player who's never made the money he wanted, but hey, that's jazz. He gets run over by a bus and due to his unruley life, goes down to Hell. He stood at the rusted iron gates when a bellowing voice calls out,
"Jazz musican are we?..............corridor C, door 14!"
So on he treks, trumpet firmly in hand. As he walks down the corridor he's struck dumb by this absolutley amazing Jazz jam going on. He follows the sound, picking up speed he final comes to the source of the 'Heavenly' sound..........door 14. He can't belive his luck when he opens the door, Dizzy Gillespie, Miles Davies, Buddy Rich..........all the greats were here. Dizzy looks over at him and says,
"Pull up a pew, son, and let the Jazz free"
He starts playing, still dumb-founded with his luck. If this was hell, then he'd be happy spending eternity here. Just then the door opens and in walks the devil.
"Right, boys and girls!! Break time over!............."
"I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want... You tell me what you want, what you really, really want..."
(Or equally annoying music!)
48: How many trumpet players does it take to pave a driveway? Seven- if you lay them out correctly.
49 : How many trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:What's a lightbulb?????
50 : How can you tell a trumpet player's kids at a playground? They don't know how to swing.
51 : 4 trumpet players are in a mini van. The mini van goes off a cliff. What's the tragedy in this?
You can fit 8 trumpet players in a mini van.
52 : A trumpet player at Louisiana Tech sent me this:
Since that I am a trumpet player I understand all of those jokes. Fortunatly I am not like the others here at Louisiana Tech. The only thing I have in common with them is that I smoke. Here are a few things people say about us......
1)If you need a trumpet player go look on the back porch.
2)We are sponsored by Marlboro.
3)Need a smoke? Ask a trumpet player.
53 : How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Zero. They just complain about the darkness until a trombone player does it for them.
54: How do you tell a trumpet player's knocking at your door? The knock speeds up.
55 : What's the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet? About three decibels.
Bonus 56 : Even a non- band student can tell that a certain trumpet play just got OWNED.
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Yeah I did this to get back at my friend. He posted a french horn joke, well rather the screenshot of a joke I sent him through text, on some social media. So since I am not allowed instagram, I figured instead of embarssing him infront of people he knows, people from the WORLD will see this. OUCH
So what was your favorite? Mine was #27.
Dear OJ,
Sorrys ^-^
-HFH
YOU ARE READING
Band Jokes :D
HumorThe Jokes that can only be understood by Band kids :D I DO NOT INTEND TO OFFEND IN THESE JOKES, I found internets and I know they can be VERY offending but still funny. SO TRY NOT TO GET OFFENDED OKAY????
