thoughts and opinions that i probably wrote at 1 am

Why you should make friends with your french teacher

So today in French an asswipe from another class walked into my classroom with his friend and splashed water on my computer and I called them and I quote 'an uneducated asswipe with shit for brains and an inbred ibis' and my teacher backed me up what an angel

So in summary, they're obnoxious, I'm a massive bitch and my teacher is cool