thoughts and opinions that i probably wrote at 1 am

fuck off brain

me: watching tv, happy, relaxed

my brain: you know...

me: ...what

my brain: at any moment an emergency broadcast could come through saying there is an imminent nuclear strike headed for australian cities

me: oh fuck not this again

me: ..go on

my brain: *pulls out 8 pages of past stressing* you'd have to hid in the little 2x3 m room in your basement that you cant even stand up in, you'd have to block the sides with matresses, get the cat in there, get food and water, somehow buy a battery radio, get batteries, tell your family you love them, try not to pass out, and if you survived the initial blast (which would probably be in the cbd, which you are 16kms from so not likely) you'd probably die of raditiation poisoning :)

me: you done there

my brain: nope! you'd have to stay in the tiny room for atleast 14 days, meaning youd have to live in your own piss and shit for 2 weeks, and the entirety of sydney would be destroyed. also, after that there is the inevitable war between australia+ its allies and our enemies resulting in further death and sending the world, once again, into chaos.

me: shit u right