thoughts and opinions that i probably wrote at 1 am

Some things ive said

"I like fall out boy as much as the next tumblr rat."
"So I guess I haven't told you about the time I drank four Pepsis in a row"
Friend: "noodles aren't healthy"
Me: "I'm trying to die here"
"I'm not going to make a pun. Yes I am"
"Fuck yeah veggie burgers"
"Paint me like one of your French rolls"