Becoming Me

The Big Escape

I was awoken by a hard splat that fell on my chest and a loud squawking by my ear as a bird flew over my chest leaving droplets of its poop on my stomach that was exposed still wearing my white and gold two peice prom dress.
"Ew," I screamed sitting up as Derek shot up and fell off my desk that he was sleeping on he was also in his black tuxedo. I heard a grumble and and a thud as Jeremy crawled out from under my bed.
"Why am I under a bed?" Jeremy asked holding his head.
"Ahh that was the best sleep I have ever had," Brooke said sliding open my closet door rolling off the top shelf and landing the fall on her feet. Surprisingly she was the only one wearing matching pink satin shorts and top pajamas.
We all looked around the room it was destroyed my curtains were barely hanging on the wall by one hook, my dented bed post was on the floor, feathers from my pillows were everywhere, not to mention a bird was flying around my room, all my desk things were oddly neatly placed on my ground.
"Thank god my laptop is the only thing not destroyed in this room," I said grabbing my destroyed blankets wiping the bird poop of my stomach.
"Well uh actually," Jeremy said worried showing my broken screened laptop that had "send nudes" written on it with what seemed sharpie.
"Let me see, oh yeah I sat on your laptop and then I thought I'd leave you a message," Derek said winking at me,"but that's the last thing I remember."
I groaned,"ugh what happened last night."
"Umm pudding I don't know how to tell you but it seems like you have what looks like a hickey all over your neck," Brooke said make sucking faces at me.
"WHAT!" I screamed jumping up looking at my face in the mirror. Red blotches all over my neck, "What did we do last night?"
Well all looked at each other this time Brooke was the only one who seemed to be smiling.
"Hey mom and dad said they...," Brandon said interrupting our gazes, "What kinda of shit show happened here?"
"Ooh perfect a witness! Can you Mr. Volvex tell me what these four lovely people did last night for we can't remember?" Brooke said holding her hand up to Brandon's mouth as a mic.
"The only thing I know is Jade running in the house saying 'he's awake, he's awake' and her running out of the house in her prom dress while I was getting ready," Brandon said skimming the room locking eyes with Derek and nodding his head towards the door for them to leave.
"What? What is this?" I asked copying Brandon's head nod.
"Nothing," Brandon and Derek said together as they both left the room.
"Great now we lost one to figure out this puzzle," I said falling to the bed.
"Well let's take it back to the beginning," I said sitting up rubbing my head trying to remember something," the last thing I remember is heading to the hospital dance after we figured Jeremy was alright but we..." I was cut off by Brooke,"ooh I know the answer we broke Jeremy out of the hospital and went for a drive to a bar for a quick drink."
"I think I remember that let's stop by a try and trace our steps." Jeremy said walking to the door.
"WAIT! Don't you think we should get rid of the bird before we go toots?" Brooke said pointing at the bird who was making a nest out of my torn blankets and curtains.
After an hour of trying to catch the bird we finally caught it and put it in the bird cage we found in my bathroom apparently last night we bought a bird.
"After the bar we can try the pet store to find out things about our whereabouts." I said buckling in as the bird swquaked at me in the backseat as Brooke fed it carrots.
"We have a problem which bar is it that we went to." Jeremy said pointing out all the bar's we passed.
"I could be wrong but I think it's the one that has 'Best drinks in town'". Brooke said giggling as the bird pecked at her hand then raising it with a scared look on her face as her hand bleed in front of her she then stared to scream which led us to the hospital getting a rabies shot and two stitches.
When we finally got back on track we went inside the bar and asked around the place until we found someone who recognized us.
"Hey, hey you you're that one girl god whats the name they gave you?" Some fat bald guy said pulling me back as I walked around.
"Uhhh." Was all I could manage to get out.
"I remember now it was Mt Mantanas!" The bald guy said laughing so hard that it lead to a wheeze.
"Umm excuse me do I know you?" I asked more worried than a normal worried had I shown the guy my tits well I guess it would explain why Derek wrote send nudes on my computer.
"Yeah you and your friends came in asking for a line of our best shots and when you all took them you went wild and ended flashing the ENTIRE bar it was pretty funny." The bald guy said with some more laughter.
"Oh no"
"Oh yeah."
"Oh no." I rambled again hurrying grabbing Brooke of the table she was dancing on with her wrapped hand and pulling Jeremy from the tv and hurried out the door.
"What happened.." I cut Jeremy off," next stop the pet store. " I said buckling in again. Thank God I can't remember flashing grown men my boobs.
"Okay pet store it is." Jeremy said starting the car.
The drive was a little long but we were kept entertained as Brooke sang wheels on the bus the WHOLE trip and with the help of the bird with it's extra squawks here and there.
When we finally made it I was scared to go in I did not want to find out more about my mishaps.
"Let's get this show on the road." Jeremy said lifting the bird and into the store.
"We don't do refunds." Was all we heard from the pet store cashier lady. So long story short I know have a pet bird named Pelly the parrot but we did find out where to go next.
"I can't believe you signed us up for a group performance in battle of the bands last night Brooke." I said pulling my hair in a bun this evening is just getting more and more eventful.
"I'm sorry I thought we'd do a good job." Brooke said crossing her arms in the backseat of the car.
"Well at least we'll never know if we were good or bad." Jeremy said.
"Actually they give everyone a video of there performance. "Brooke said pulling out a CD of us out of no where.
"ROCK ON!" Was all I said in the tape before me and Derek inhaled each other and roughly made out. That explains the hickies I thought as I rubbed my neck.
"So we ended up winning and using the prize money to buy a bird?" Jeremy said as we all sat there with our mouths open in awe at the tv.
Me and Brooke nodded in sync.
So far we have figured out that the reason we don't remember anything is because we took really strong drinks and we got Pelly with prize money we won from battle of the bands I have hickies on my neck from Derek who I roughly made out with and I still have a lot more coming.