One Shots [And Headcanons] Percabeth - Percy Jackson - Heroes Of Olympus

Noise Complaint

This is just something funny I thought of. If you are 12 and don't like sexual activity, please don't read. Simples.

Sally's POV

I opened the door to her apartment to see Annabeth laughing on the floor and Percy with ice cream on his nose.

I'd spent the night with Paul in the city because I had many long meetings with publishers. Paul was kind enough to stay with me as support.

"Hey, kids." I greeted them as the put my bag on the table and sat down at the bench.

"Hey, mum" Percy said, kidding Annabeth's cheek as she blushed.

"Hi, Sally."

"Percy didn't burn the house down while I was away?" I smirked at Annabeth, winking.

"No, no... I kept him in line, just as you said." She joked back. She looked down at her monster-proof phone and smiled. "Sorry, Seaweed Brain. I have to go now, Piper is dragging me to the shopping mall." She gave a weird face and walked to the door. Percy stood up and followed her, kissing her and whispering a goodbye before the door closed.

"Did you order pizza last night?" I asked him, and he kissed me on the cheek and nodded.

"How was the publisher?" He asked.

"She was good, I think we have a winner."

Percy sighed happily, sat back at the bench, and continued eating his ice cream.

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Almost an hour later, I found a note sticking out from under the door. I picked it up and unfolded it to find that whoever wrote it was very angry.

Dear Mrs Jackson,

This is the third time this week that I have written to you about the noise that keeps up my partner and I. You may not know that Chris and I live right beneath your apartment, and we can hear the noise coming from your son's room (which, by the way, is directly above our master bedroom) late at night.

If he wishes to sleep with his girlfriend, could you please tell them to be a bit quieter? I can hear her moans through the flooring! If this continues to happen, we will report you to the landlord and get you evicted. We don't mean to be rude but my husband works very early in the morning and can't afford to be kept up by adventurous teenagers!

Yours sincerely,

Katherine & Chris, apartment 128 B.

My first reaction was how rude the neighbours were. They said they didn't mean to be rude, but how dare she threaten to evict us?! My next thought was murderous... I had a plan.

I stormed into the living room where Percy was sitting and texting Annabeth.

"What on earth is this?!" I yelled and shoved the note in his hands. I tried my best to bite back my laughter as his face turned tomato-red while reading and he stood up quickly. I tried to keep my mad facade on.

"U-um... I-... I-I'm sorry...?" His eyes were filled with fear and embarrassment. I'd never yelled at him before, so he was startled by my tone. He looked at the floor, completely red. I'd never seen him so embarrassed.

Suddenly, I burst out laughing.

"Hahahaha.... y-yo-you look -hahahaha- s-so scared oh my gods ahaha... haha!" I was clutching my stomach, leaning against the wall.

"You... you're not mad?" Percy asked, uncertain.

"Oh, Percy!" I smacked his arm lightly. "I'm a little bit worried but not mad. You're a teenager. Do I need to invite Annabeth over again to talk to you two?" I rose and eyebrow.

He blushed n even deeper red and stammered "n-no, um... I'm... just... going to.... go" he ran so fast to his bedroom and locked the door. I pressed my ears against the door to hear him typing on his phone with lightning speed, no doubt texting Annabeth. He was whispering under his breath "oh.. gods. Oh my gods. This is- I don't know."

I couldn't wait to tell Paul.

Hehehehehe go Sally!