Yuko, child interrogator (muahahaha)

Vacation?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! this is mainly a filler chapter but I hope you guys appreciate the update. Question should I celibate this Wonder full day of mine but horrible day for society with just this or should I post one of the stories I've been working on but have yet to publish?

Later that day I was walking around the village, simply so I can say I have bleed all over Konoha, when I ran into none other than Choji.

"Yu-chan!" The chubby Friend of mine exclaimed "I thought you would be in the hospital. That is why they called your Pa right?"

"Oh stop being so worried Cho, I'm fine really" I waved him off much like I had seen Namu, er Kakashi, do "there's no need for such drastic measures."

The friendly Akimichi seemed to get a frowny yet thoughtful look on his face and, before I could ask, walked over to me with a determined look. Taking a step back I wasn't quite fast enough to avoid his hold as he grabbed the collar of my shirt and began to drag me in some direction or another.

"W-wait where are you taking me! This is kidnapping!"

Stumbling along (backwards might I add) behind him as I was dragged along against my will he answered "if you won't go to the hospital I'm taking you to Kaa-chan."

Blinking in surprise I thought about it, I guess it only makes sense that as a child Choji would go to his mother for any small injuries he may have had and now, seeing as his friend was obviously hurt, desided that the best place to take her would be to the women who always patched him up.

At least that what I got from those stupid books in Inoichi-sensei's house about child behavior. At first I didn't understand what it meant as Pa would  soo never do anything like that, but I guess when it comes to normal children, aka Choji, it does explain a bit. Ugh I so wish I hadn't read those things, bord with waiting or not I should have just gone to bug Ino or escaped out the window.

Ha that'll teach me to follow instructions and be a good kid.

So I resigned myself to being dragged through the Akimichi compound, my bloody foot prints drawing attention. Actually I seriously think that most people where staring because there mild tempered, gentle, chip loving clan heir dragging a bleeding girl about two thirds his size towards his home with a determined look.

Hu, wonder what Tedsa is going to say. Probably gonna gossip about this with Yoshino

Um I'll think about this later, Choji has the right idea I have lost way to much blood. I thought blinking my eyes as they began to blur.

"Choji dear your hom-" she trailed off spotting me "Yuko what Happened, your bleeding all over the floor! Where are your shoes! And what's that on your arm!"

"Kaa-chan, she refused to go to the hospital and I didn't know where else to take her!"

I waved my non bandaged arm at her sheepishly  ignoring her son's comment "hey Mr. Akimichi sorry to intrude but do you happen to have a first aid kit?" I said nonchalantly. However when I next opened my eyes and met her angry/worried mother glare I shrank away.

"Choji, put her on the table" she said digging through the cupboards. Pulling out a Akimichi sized medical kit she plopped it down beside me with a thud. "This may sting a bit"

And that was the day I discovered just how terrifying the once sweet Tedsa could truly be.

And if I flinched throughout the whole process shall never be spoke of again.

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"um... Why am I here again?"

"Because Shikaku has work and my son is as lazy as his father and would complain the entire time." Yoshino said cheerfully skipping along the road through Rice country. " Besides this would be your first hot springs trip so may as well make it a girls night with my pseudo daughter and fellow clan head wife" (pseudo means not real or sham)

I carefully did not tell her about my one venture with Nii-san in our excape attempts from an angry Iruka. I just know I would never live that down. "Ya OK... So why are we walking though all these rice feilds."

"Don't they teach geography anymore.  In order to get to Yugakure (land of hot water/springs) you can pass this way through the land of Rice Paddies. I guess we could have just gone straight through but this way we get to pass through the historical valley of the end." She cheerfully explained while I watched Tedsa rush about checking all the cargo her clan were transporting.

"Oh." I said blinking boredly as I thought about the large rock statues of the first Hokage and Madara Uchiha that we passed by this morning before going back to my wandering gaze watching the working farmers tending to their feilds. It made me a bit nervous, being almost completely out in the open but we were taking a civilian road flanked by a caravan of Akimichi (or those working for them) merchants. "Well they do in fact teach us but I was somehow uninformed of exactly where we were going to the hot springs at. I figured it would just be one of the few in Konoha."

We were about 2 days into our 3 and a half day journey (civilian speeds) and I was beginning to understand Shikamaru's constant murmurings of "troublesome". Thank goodness for Mrs. Akimichi giving us things to do or else I would never have survived this long with all her nagging.

"Nonsense, with all the trouble you've been getting into lately so Tedsa and I felt we could all use the vacation. " She chirped back at my grumpy tone. "And Lord Hokage seemed to agree after minimal convincing. "

Blinking up at her I muttered under my breath "I'm the one getting into trouble so why do you get the vacation..."

"What was that?"

"Oh uh... N-nothing"

Time skip

As our journey drew to an end, Yoshino and I made out way from one local hotel to another in search of a place to rest. You'd think they'd have more places to stay, being such a large tourist attraction and all. However despite its popularity the village itself was fairly small.

Tedsa wasn't here because she had to be there to sign the papers for the shipment of goods we came here with.

My clothing was already sticking to my skin from the sweat rolling off me. I had thought Konoha was hot, but Yugakure is ten times that and absolutely Humid.

I had a suspicion that the reason finding space was so difficult was because my presence and the fact that my presence already seemed to scare off customers.

That's was until we came across one that seemed almost deserted. The building was well kept and it was fairly small compared to the hotels closer to the center of town, however no lighters where on in any of the rooms and once entering everything seemed silent.

"So, shall we go in?" I suggested "from the looks of it they have room."

"Hmm," Yoshino hummed in concentration before deciding to walk up the path through the doors and up to the front desk. Ringing the bell we waited.