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Incorrect quotes from the anime/manga Bungou Stray Dogs from Tumblr. Ships: Soukoku (Dazai x Chuuya <3) Shin Soukoku (Akutagawa x Atsushi <3) Ranpoe (Ranpo x Poe <3) Steinbeck x Lovecraft, somewhat??? Others, I'm just too lazy to point them out SOU...

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Atsushi: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit!

                          
Akutagawa: Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

                          
Dazai: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

                          
Chuuya: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie you nasty.
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