Chuuya, lying seductively on a bed, surrounded by rose petals and candles: So... what do you wanna do tonight~?Dazai: Uh, Mario Kart?
Chuuya: I was thinking something a little more "adult".
Dazai: Mario Kart drinking game?
(Bonus Points: Dazai was actually just messing with Chuuya, because he wanted to annoy him. I mean, if Chuuya offered him that, Dazai would never turn that down, amirite?)
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⊱Bungou Stray Dogs Textposts⊰
RandomIncorrect quotes from the anime/manga Bungou Stray Dogs from Tumblr. Ships: Soukoku (Dazai x Chuuya <3) Shin Soukoku (Akutagawa x Atsushi <3) Ranpoe (Ranpo x Poe <3) Steinbeck x Lovecraft, somewhat??? Others, I'm just too lazy to point them out SOU...