Shin Soukoku vs. Soukoku
Atsushi: If I run and leap at Akutagawa, he will almost certainly catch me in his arms.
Atsushi: Coming in!
Atsushi: *runs at Akutagawa*
Akutagawa: NO! I'M HOLDING SAKE!
Akutagawa: *drops his drink on the floor and catches Atsushi*
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Dazai: If I run and leap at Chuuya, he will almost certainly catch me in his arms.
Dazai: Coming in!
Dazai: *runs at Chuuya*
Chuuya: DAZAI NO! I'M HOLDING WINE!
Chuuya: *steps to the side so Dazai falls to the floor*
Chuuya: I told you I was holding wine.
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RandomIncorrect quotes from the anime/manga Bungou Stray Dogs from Tumblr. Ships: Soukoku (Dazai x Chuuya <3) Shin Soukoku (Akutagawa x Atsushi <3) Ranpoe (Ranpo x Poe <3) Steinbeck x Lovecraft, somewhat??? Others, I'm just too lazy to point them out SOU...
