Atsushi: *Checks Dazai for a pulse* H-he's deadRanpo: Unbelievable. What kind of host invites you to their house for the weekend and then dies on you?
Atsushi: ...
Ranpo:
Ranpo: I just don't understand why he couldn't wait until Monday to kill himself
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⊱Bungou Stray Dogs Textposts⊰
RandomIncorrect quotes from the anime/manga Bungou Stray Dogs from Tumblr. Ships: Soukoku (Dazai x Chuuya <3) Shin Soukoku (Akutagawa x Atsushi <3) Ranpoe (Ranpo x Poe <3) Steinbeck x Lovecraft, somewhat??? Others, I'm just too lazy to point them out SOU...