Poe: Once when I was a kid, I told my mom it was a teachers' work day so I wouldn't have to go to school but mom's not an idiot, so of course it didn't work, but when we got to the school, we found it WAS a teachers' work day and that made me think I had superpowers so I started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory.
Steinbeck: You thought you had superpowers, so you immediately attempted to murder everyone.
Poe: Go big or go home.
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⊱Bungou Stray Dogs Textposts⊰
RandomIncorrect quotes from the anime/manga Bungou Stray Dogs from Tumblr. Ships: Soukoku (Dazai x Chuuya <3) Shin Soukoku (Akutagawa x Atsushi <3) Ranpoe (Ranpo x Poe <3) Steinbeck x Lovecraft, somewhat??? Others, I'm just too lazy to point them out SOU...
