Poe, a vampire butler: Would you like to order?
Customer: Yes, I'll have a steak.
Poe, sweating nervously: What..... Do you need a stake for?
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⊱Bungou Stray Dogs Textposts⊰
RandomIncorrect quotes from the anime/manga Bungou Stray Dogs from Tumblr. Ships: Soukoku (Dazai x Chuuya <3) Shin Soukoku (Akutagawa x Atsushi <3) Ranpoe (Ranpo x Poe <3) Steinbeck x Lovecraft, somewhat??? Others, I'm just too lazy to point them out SOU...
