(Yes the title name is from Heathers) (Also lots of Heathers references)
(And this is set in high school)
"(Y/n)-chan!~" You turned to see who was calling your name. It was your best friend (since diapers), Angie Yonaga. "There's a fight going on in the middle of the hallway! It's this really short kid against Kaito!" She seemed ecstatic. Angie usually isn't the person who wants to watch fights. And, usually, neither am I.
But I just couldn't resist.
Like Angie had told me a few minutes earlier, Kaito, one of the tallest people in the school, was fighting what looked like a fucking gremlin. He was shorter than me, and I considered myself very short.
"Angie," I said turning to her. "How long has this fight been going on?" She tapped her chin in thought. She then said, "Angie would say...around 45 minutes."
45 minutes?! Are you fucking kidding me? The only one who looks damaged at all is Kaito!
Then I noticed Angie started to feel uncomfortable. Everyone was shouting, encouraging the fighting between them. As previously mentioned, I didn't have anything against it, but I didn't like seeing Angie like this.
I walked over to Kaito, pushing the new kid out of my way. New kid tumbled onto the ground behind me. Kaito looked pissed.
"Why the hell did you interrupt me picking on this fuckin assmunch?" He pointed at me angrily. "You got a lot of balls, skank."
"I want to know what gives you the right to pick on this kid! He didn't do anything to you, I'm sure he was just minding his own fucking business. Really, what you should be doing is studying for the test next hour in History. I've seen your grades, and if you keep that shit up, you'll be working at a fucking gas station until you retire. And that's what's known as an assmunch, dickwad."
That little "speech" gave me a swift punch in the gut by Kaito.
Then I gave him a swift kick in the balls.
I turned to the new kid, helping him up (after I pushed him down,).
"Hell, Kaito said I have a lot of balls, you, kid, have a lot of balls for fighting Kaito, especially considering how short you are."
"Ouma," He said. "My name's Kokichi Ouma." He held out his hand. "Nice to meet you. I'm the SHSL Supreme Leader." He gave you a nice smile.
"I'm (F/n) (L/n)." You turned away, going to talk to Angie again. Then you stopped. You turned to Ouma again. "I forgot to mention," he looked at you, confused. "If some night you're free, wanna fight for me?" You winked at him before you left to go sit with Angie at lunch.
YOU ARE READING
Assorted anime one-shots
RandomOne shots about different animes. I guess you could say it's like a grab-bag, except with anime...people.