Okay. So I have been reading a lot of fanfictions lately. Here's the thing.
-Some of them are okay
-Some of them are just plain stupid
-Some make you question what types of schools the authors go to
Cuz it sure as hell ain't normal....
First of all, what's with the Harry and cat hybrid. How the hell did people even come up with that?
And the story behind it is just plain weird. Even a Harry crossed with cat hybrid will most likely not be stupid enough to......Oh my god I just can't
o.O- this is literally my facial expression when I read these types of books.
And it's not even a "creative" idea. Like, I saw about 10 of the same fanfictions with these hybrid thingies in them. They all had the same exact plot and everything too.....I mean, why does Harry always have to be the cat?
I also want to talk about plain old stupid fanfictions.
First of all, why must they always have the minds of five year old?
"Sp-Sp-Sp-SPIDER!!!" (Please, let me call the police. 9-1-1, what's your emergency.....)
"I wanted that cookie!!!" He pouted. ("Yeah, but I had it first..." "Children, stop fighting.")
"CARROTS!" (I think Louis is now puking whenever he hears this...)
Do you guys even re-read your stories?
And then there are those that just don't make any sense at all.
I once read a book where they just met, and the girl walks into the kitchen to see Zayn and her friend doing "it" while her other friend is making out with Niall.
Yeah......cuz I make out with random strangers all the time. It's completely normal, really.
Also, the main character is clumsy....
And I mean falling-on-every-page kind of clumsy.
By that time, I think that the hospital needs to be called....
And what's with the comas?
It's basically like:
Author: Oh, we need to get rid of this person for a couple of chapters....
Sensible answer to the problem: Make them go on vacation.
What the author really does: Oh, that's easy to fix. We'll just put them in a coma...
I'm not kidding....there are few books that don't have this in it.....
In fanfiction world, I think there needs to be a hospital just for coma patients....
OK PEOPLE. My fanfiction with recommended fanfictions is out in the open now!!!
Please check it out!!!!
God, I feel like a drunk cheerleader now with all these exclamation marks.....
