HOLA MY FELLOW AMIGAS! GUESS WHO'S BACK?! Ok, honestly guys, slow down with the clapping. Thank you, thank you *bows* Okay, first of all, I'd like to clear some things up.
Dear @lexi930, First of all, I'd like to say that YOU are the abusive one in the relationship. After throwing my pencil across the science classroom AND ditching me, I've decided that me smacking you multiple times does not even count as a punishment. I rest my case.
Anyway, how are the people who actually reading this book? Scared that I might actually update more often now? Yeah, I am too. Well, I will be updating more often, so you can start thanking me some other time.
Ok, so in this little segment we will be talking about cliffhangers.
First thing to know about cliffhangers is this: Unless you want thousands of apes standing outside your home with coconuts ready to smash you over the head with, along with the bonfire in the background and the cannibals debating over who will eat you first, I suggest not putting one in.
Another thing. DONT WAIT FIVE THOUSAND YEARS TO UPDATE BECAUSE IT WILL TURN THE READER INTO A FREAKING FIREBALL BREATHING DRAGON!!!
Trust me, I've done it before, and I'm not afraid to do it again.
And don't do the puppy dog begging. Sending an author comments like PLEASE UPDATE is just plain annoying, and bitchy. Then you would turn into me. And that is not a good thing. Because let me tell you, it drives authors to drink. (Not that I speak from experience or anything.....No one even likes my books so....*cries* *bangs on walls* *Hugs Bunny* *shrug at mother standing in the doorway looking at me like I belong in a mental institution* *eats chocolate* *gets back to writing and procrastinating by staring at posters* *Looks at homework and shrugs, throwing it into a corner where it will never be seen again*)
Don't make a stupid cliffhanger either like:
-She walked into the store.
Ohhhh, wow, I wonder what she did next? *Gasp* Did she go shopping?! No way!!
-She saw the perfect guy to rape on the dance floor.
Gee, I wonder who? Could it be Harry Styles, considering it's a HARRY STYLES fanfiction. Nah, it's got to be Elmo. o.O
Yeah, and don't make them too mean either. Like:
-When she looked at the image not five feet away, her heart tore open, nearly deflating her of air.
Wow, that was dramatic....*pats self on back*
Okay, that's all for now! Please tell a friend about this story if you do like it, and also vote!!!!
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You better be ready to hit that button.....
Really, it's not that hard....
IT'S JUST A SMALL TAP!!!!.....
Im going to call StateFarm and ask them to Vote because they are my neighbors and they care about my well-being.....
I will be very happy if you hit that dang vote button.....
Oh god, sorry for taking up your screen.....I should be going now....
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AND CALL ME A CRAZY WACKO AND ALL MY FRIENDS WILL AGREE!!!! Thx -Beth
