Holy crow....184 views?! What is this black magic???? Ohmygod thanks guys. Hopefully you guys like my book and stuff, so I'm not doing this for you guys to be like:
Oh my god, is this crazy lunatic on drugs or...??? Anyway, it would be very lovely if I could get up to 200 views by the end of the month. :) And if you enjoy reading my sarcastic comments, then pllllllleeeeeeeaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeee vote! (Sorry that please was so long, I needed to get my point across.
Anyway, I will be doing this part on Horror Fanfics.
Okay, first of all, there aren't enough horror fanfics out there. Like c'mon people, I love reading those!
Second of all, what was I going to say? Sorry, had a bit of a shock there....
Oh right.
When you are writing a horror fanfic, please give a decent description of the character.
It's kind of ironic that you just notice that he has muscles when he's about to punch someone....
And also don't make the horror story go too slow. Horror stories are supposed to go fast, in a sense.
What I mean by this is don't have her being fine for a few minutes, drinking a glass of water, and then she finds out that the murderer is still in her freakin bedroom. Forget something? Cuz the murderer is just standing there, waiting for you to finish that glass of water before you actually realize that he's there. (Oh god, I'm not making sense am I? This is what those bastards get for making us change the clocks....)
Make it more like....gee I don't know....maybe run downstairs screaming bloody murder while the killer is chasing you and you go to grab your phone, but then he appears and your phone isn't there, so you run out the door... (Just don't make it into a run-on sentence...., and please don't steal my wonderful, life-changing idea)
And also don't forget things while writing a story.
For example,
If Louis Tomlinson (The monster) constantly drools or something, then please don't suddenly forget it in the next chapter when you're describing his mouth hanging wide open as he's about to eat you.
God, if I were that girl, I would probably ask him to wipe his mouth before eating me.....Stop thinking, you perverted little minds...... And if you did come up with perverted thoughts, then we should probably be friends...
Okay, so I am ending it here....I know I sounded like I was on some drugs or drunk or on a sugar high, but I'm not, I promise. Really. And I'm not mentally crazy either... It was all caused by bad influence from my friends....(Just kidding guys) If I never write in here again, than it's probably because my friends killed me for that comment.
R.I.P. Beth.....a wonderful, (though sometimes my mom says I have blonde hair for a reason) smart, and ......wife of Calum Hood....
