HOLA ME BITCHACHOS!!!! Some español for you guys, just kidding lol.
This is what two years of Spanish does to you, I'm afraid.
Anyway, I have TERRIBLE news, my bitchachos- but I also have good news, so of course, we must hear the bad news first.
So the bad news is *cue sobbing* is that *sniffle* I'm done with this book *full out sobs*
Go on, friends, let it all out. This is very, very sad. But I'm afraid I let slip all my wonderful, life-changing ideas.
But there is more good news, so that's good! Right?
1. First of all, I have a wonderful speech to all my readers at the end :) Excited? No? Okay...
2. Second of all *cue drum roll* I have one last tip.
Don't write a stupid story.
Got that? Okay, let it out again, it's okay. The last tip.
So make sure to write all of my tips somewhere- on your arm, a piece of paper, your wall, your horse, a tree, the guy/girl your fucking, a garage, your pet, your shirt, your laundry basket, your apartment, your towel, your pillow, your Barbie doll, well, you get the idea.
You can even get a tattoo! Oh my god, that would be awesome. Imagine if someone got fanfiction tips tattooed to their arm? Now that would be pretty awesome.
3. I have some fanfictions coming out of the closet soon, just like larry! Get it? No? Anyway, I'm going to leak some names out to you guys.
(Coming sometime in 2014) You be the Anchor, a Lashton Fanfiction:
Description: A small handshake was all it took for the boy to fall in love.
A small break of him heart was all it took for him to sink.
(Came out today) The Girl Who Screamed Stop:
Description: "At first it was a whisper, then a statement, then a shout, and then a scream- but you never bothered to listen."
With that done, it's time for my speech.
My dear friends,
In these past months, I have gained over 600 reads. This was more than I ever expected, and I want to thank you lovely people for selecting this book to read.
I remember the good old days when I was trying to get 100 reads. Those were good days...
Anyway, I hope this book helped you with everything with how to not write a text message or write like you're a drunk cheerleader or write like you just graduated from pre-school.
It truly has been a lovely book, and I thank everyone who bothered to vote or comment.
And, who knows? Maybe in the near future, I will find some terrible fanfiction that you weirdos came up with.
I can already see it: the Harry and elephant hybrid
Just don't steal that lovely idea I came up with.
But, for now, it's goodbye :(
Adios me bitchachos. Maybe one day me and Calum will return, but until then, farewell mortals.
-Beth
