Sorry I haven't updated in a while....But here it is!!!! Part 9 :)
Okay. I am now going to present to you the things that scare me in fanfiction....
And not fear-of-snakes or oh-my-god-its-Frankenstein kind of scared.
Basically dear-author-what-the-hell-were-you-thinking kind of scared....so here we go!
First of all, and this really scares me....
-When the sex scene in the story is the only part of the story that is written beautifully, with no mistakes, and mind you- is also VERY descriptive.....
So, your either a huge pervert that talks about getting raped by Harry Styles every single day to your grandmother OR you need some serious therapy OR you need about 5,000 bars of soap to scrub out your mind....
Honestly, what do health teachers talk about these days???
Second is when I see Dark Niall.
So am I supposed to be scared??? Just wondering, but how do you make Niall dark?
It's like taking a puppy, and shoving him in black paint and expecting him to become this vicious wolf.
Yeah, not happening. I don't think Niall would touch a fly...
Another thing is the orbs.
"I looked carefully in his emerald orbs, trying to classify any signs of emotion..."
Is it that hard to type EYES? Better yet, can you just say "I looked at his face, yet saw no signs of emotion???
Do you realize that orbs is not another word for eyes?!
Welcome to the One Direction Fandom, where we create our own definitions for "big girl" words like orbs, to make ourselves sound professional. Wow......you 6 year olds really know your way with words....Did Mr.Whiskers teach you that?
When people don't know what 'abortion' or 'sex' means...
Sweetheart, I think that mama is calling for you to get out of her private apps that your not allowed to look at.....
Yeah. Maybe this fandom isn't the right one for you...
You can always try out elmo. :)
Anyway...that's all my sarcasm for tonight :)
Please check out my other fanfictions!!! It would mean a lot!!! thx :)
