Oh my god. I cannot stop writing in this book. I have about 4 other fanfictions that I should be updating but I always come back.
o.O It's magic. Maybe I should change the title to A magical guide on how to write a One Direction fanfiction..... I don't know. I'm going to have to ask you guys what you think...Anyway on to the tips!
Vampire Fanfic tips (Roar......Do vampires even say roar? Do they even make any type of sound? o.O I don't know)
-First of all, I already mentioned it, but don't start with the sinking teeth in neck thing. Like how about no. I don't ask you what your name is and then start making out with you do I? Exactly. Although that's what my school usually does.......Never go to my school.
-Please don't make the character stupid.
She's not going to go ask for help from some creepy guy in sunglasses and a leather jacket.
And she's also not going to come waltzing on in to some guy's apartment to do a project for art.
Do people even do that? I live in New York and I'm pretty sure you don't go around asking:
"My house or yours?" Because that person would probably run away screaming in terror and asking for the lord to help save them.
-Now I don't know if it's just that people from New York are really rude or-well you get what I mean. But, when someone asks you
"Hi, what's your name?" You would normally run away, thinking that they are about to rape you. Yeah, we have very dirty minds in New York. Always think on the negative side. Never positive.
-The traditional vampire fanfiction is based off of Twilight.
Now I have never read Twilight (Don't shoot me o.O I'm innocent.....sometimes ;) )
But, it's rather sad that I know when a story is based off of Twilight.
It's usually because it says in the description "Based off of Twilight"..........................................
YEAH
N-O
Now half the population on earth knows this fanfiction's plot, storyline, setting, you name it.
COPYRIGHTED IS STATED ON THE TWILIGHT BOOK'S COVER. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS THEN I SUGGEST YOU SHOULD LOOK IT UP BEFORE WRITING AN ENTIRE FANFICTION BASED ON THE BOOK!
Everyone in the world: *Slow clapping....some people cower in corner.*
Niall: I'm scared
Calum: It's only because she had a lot of sugar. It's the 'creator of sarcasm' as she says.
Harry:Ohhhh.....
Me: Can you guys get out of my story now?
By the way, if you haven't guessed this is my favorite face: o.O
I'm random, I know.
