Angelina: Look, I love you but I think we should break up.
William: Why? We've only been married 2 years!
William: Plus I'm right downstairs all you had to do was walk down and ask for a divorce! Who tells someone over the phone?!
Angelina: Oh honey I'm so sorry I sent that text to the wrong number!
William: Oh thank god! I thought you were going to leave me. I would never just up and leave you, I promise.
William: Wait, did you just say that you sent that text to the wrong person? Are you cheating on me?!
Angelina: Whoops.
Angelina: At least you won't leave me right? Heheh...
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Funny Text Messages
HumorThese are funny text messages that I either found online or written myself.