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Angelina: Look, I love you but I think we should break up.

William: Why? We've only been married 2 years!

William: Plus I'm right downstairs all you had to do was walk down and ask for a divorce! Who tells someone over the phone?!

Angelina: Oh honey I'm so sorry I sent that text to the wrong number!

William: Oh thank god! I thought you were going to leave me. I would never just up and leave you, I promise.

William: Wait, did you just say that you sent that text to the wrong person? Are you cheating on me?!

Angelina: Whoops.

Angelina: At least you won't leave me right? Heheh...

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