Girl: Hey there.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: What are you doing?
Boy: Laying in bed.
Girl: Oh, just laying in bed? Nothing else?
Boy: I'm eating cereal.
Girl: What would you do if I was laying in bed with you?
Boy: I'd eat my cereal.
Girl: What if there was no cereal?
Boy: Then I'd get up to go get some cereal.
Girl: What if there was no cereal in the world at all?
Boy: Then I would invent cereal.
Girl: ...

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Funny Text Messages
HumorThese are funny text messages that I either found online or written myself.