Jackie: Lindsay! Derek broke up with me!
Lindsay: Hush little Jackie don't you cry, I'm gonna find you a better guy.
Lindsay: And if that guy doesn't treat you right, I'm gonna put up a good fight.
Lindsay: And if that fight goes real well, you're gonna have to bail me outta jail.
Jackie: This is why were friends. Lol
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Funny Text Messages
HumorThese are funny text messages that I either found online or written myself.