Boy: What would you do if I broke up with you?
Girl: I'd get back with my ex.
Boy: Oh I see how much you care. We're done.
Girl: Hey want to go out?
Boy: Go with your ex.
Girl: You are my ex.
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Funny Text Messages
ComédieThese are funny text messages that I either found online or written myself.