Ross: Hey man what up?
Tyson: Who's this?
Ross: Yo man it's me, Ross the Boss.
Tyson: Oh okay sorry. I got a new phone.
Ross: Alright. But don't save my name as anything sketchy.
Tyson: Okay man I gotchu.
Changed 'Ross' to 'Not my Drug Dealer'.
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Funny Text Messages
ComédieThese are funny text messages that I either found online or written myself.