Funny Text Messages

#20

Alex: Hey bro, how you feeling?

Leonard: My head hurts, what happened last night Alex?

Alex: You got so drunk bro.

Leonard: How drunk?

Alex: You walked up to your girlfriend and flirted with her.

Leonard: Really? Is that all?

Alex: Oh, then you asked her if she was single.

Leonard: What?! What did she say?

Alex: She said, " I am now."

Leonard: ...

Alex: So, you want to go out for drinks later?