Random Things That I think....

i cant even...

The Phone rang at the computer support:

-Hello, How can I help you??

-I have a problem with Microsoft Office Word

-What kind of problem??

-I was writing and suddenly all words dissappeared

-They dissappeared??

-Yes

-Ok. whats on your screen now??

-Nothing at all

-Nothing??

-It's blank and I can't see what I'm writing

-Are you still in Word or did you close the program??

-How do I know??

-Can you see the C-prompt on the screen??

-What's a C-prompt??

-Never mind, does your monitor have an "On-indicator"??

-What's a Monitor??

It's the big thing that looks like a Television, does it have an indicator that tells that it's on??

-I don't know

-No?? Can you check at the back of the monitor where the cable connects it, can you see it??

-Yes

-Ok, follow the cord and look if it's connected to the wall socket

-Yes it is

-When you was behind the monitor, did you see a second cable??

-No

-Please check again and see if you find the second cable

-I found it

-Follow the cable and look if it's well connected to your computer

-I can't see

-Not even if you lean forward??

-I can't see because it's dark

-Dark??

-Yes, all lights are off

-Then put the lights on

-I can't

-Why??

-Because it's a power failure

-POWER FAILURE?? There we have it. Do you have all the papers and boxes your computer came in??

-Yes, they are in my closet

-Ok, unplug your computer and put everything back in the boxes, then you take it back to the store where you bought it

-Is it really that bad??

-Unfortunately, yes

-Ok, I think you are right but what should I tell them??

-Tell them that you are too stupid to have a computer :D