I. Just. Died.

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Me: Okay, so mom; How School Works: 2+2=4. Homework: 2+4+3=9. Exam: John had 2 apples. He eats one and gives one to his friend. Calculate the sun's mass.

Mom: What does that have to do with the price of rice in China?!

Me: *dies*

Thomas: What?

Me: *dies back to life still laughing* Okay so, I told mom this: How School Works: 2+2=4. Homework: 2+4+3=9. Exam: John had 2 apples. He eats one and gives one to his friend. Calculate the suns mass. Then she said: What does that have to do with the price of rice in China?!

Thomas: *laughs* 

Me: *dies again*

Mom: Well, it's a valid answer! Calculate the sun's mass!

Me: *dies back to life* No, *dies again*

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Whale then... that was amazing!!!!!!!

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