I Am A Terrible American

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Me: Ma, where is Lakecity?

Mom: Is there anything with it? 

Me: Uhhh, wait, yea! Salt Lake City!

Mom: *sighs*

Me: Ma, where is Ville?

Mom: Never heard of it.

Me: Come on, there has to be a Ville, USA!

Mom: Is there anything with it?

Me: Yea, EL.

Mom: What about the front?

Me: SH. Is there a Shville?

Mom: No.

Me: OH! Nashville!

Mom: God...

I am such a terrible American. 

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