Have You Ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies? Here's what happened after all their dreams came true..
Ariel:
I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue. But mermaids are going missing, they end up in someones stew! So just try to put yourself in somebody else's gills. You're killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills. Thank you bp! Thank you bp! The British are killing, oil is spilling, now I can't see! My eyes! China men feast on Flounder's fins. Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends. Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning thanks to bp! You suck!
Jasmine:
Hey! I'm okay, but I'm slightly scared. My husband's a mark for the war on terror. Aladdin was taken by the CIA. We're not Taliban! You've got the wrong man in Guantanamo Bay! Prince Ali, where could he be? Drowning in wa-wa. Interrogation from the nation of the free! Bin Laden's taken the fall! We're not trained pilots at all! Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss! We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us! Bush was crazy! Obama's lazy! Al-Qaeda's not in this country! Set free my prince Ali!
Belle:
A whore! A whore! A whore, a whore, a whore! This town's gone wild since I married Adam; they think I'm going straight to hell! She'll burn...in hell. But the charges laid on me of bestiality could wind of getting me thrown in a cell! Now, I'm overrun by madmen; I hear they plan to burn me at the stake! They legit believe I'm Satan, and now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away!
Pocahontas:
After John Smith traveled back to England, I helped my people cultivate the fields. More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit, and they greeted us with guns and germs and steel! They forced us into unknown lands of exile, they pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead! So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon, when I separate their bodies from their heads! Wait, what?! Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? Can you shoot an arrow through a French guy's eyeball? Can you paint with the red colors in these men? I can murder if I please, cause I'm dying of disease! I can paint with the red colors in the men!
Ariel:
Thanks to bp!
Jasmine:
Where's Prince Ali?
Belle:
Bestiality!
Pocahontas:
I've got STDs!
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Random Things That I think....
HumorThis is just some randomness that goes through my mind, I say, and or I do. If you read this, I am soooo sorry.
