Hawkeye Jokes
A Hawkeye fan, a Cyclone fan, and a Panther Fan are on a beach. They come across a lamp and have to share the three wishes.
The panther fan says “I wish that Kurt Warner to be reveared as a hero in the football world” (this was a few years ago.)
The genie says “Granted!”
The Hawkeye fan buts in and says “I wish that a 100′ wall built around Iowa City to keep all of the cyclone fans out!”
The genie says “Granted!”
The Cyclone fan says “I wish that Iowa City gets a 100′ of rain today!”
The genie says “Granted!”
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What do Cyclone fans and Hawkeye fans have in common?
Neither one went to the University of Iowa!
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First year English class for men’s basketball students:
The professor asks, “What comes right after a sentence?” All in the class raise their hands and shout, “the appeal!”
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Hawks went 14-0 last year!
14 arrests – 0 Convictions!
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What does the average Hawkeye get on his/her SAT?
Drool!
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What’s the difference between Kinnick Stadium and a porcupine?
On a porcupine all the pricks are on the outside…
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Q. What do you call a crime ring in Iowa City?
A. A huddle!
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Q: How do you get to Iowa City from Ames?
A: You go east until you smell it and south until you step in it.
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A family of Iowa football supporters whom have no affiliation with the U of I what-so-ever head out to do some shopping. The son picks up an ISU jersey and tells his mother he’s decided to become a Cyclone fan and wants this for Christmas. The mother, upset, whacks him on the head and says “Go see your father!” Off he goes with the ISU jersey in hand to find his dad. Dad, I’ve decided I’m going to be an Iowa State fan and want this jersey for Christmas. The father is outraged, whacks his son on the head and says, “No son of mine will ever be seen in THAT!” Then the father goes into a rant into the store marching up and down the aisles yelling “Go Hawks” to random people that come by. On their way home the father says I hope you learned something today. The son says yes, I have. “What is it?” his family replied. I’ve only been a Cyclone fan for an hour and I already hate you Hawkeye idiots.
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Q. How many Iowa freshman football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None – that’s a sophomore level course.
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A Hawkeye football player was bragging to a group of girls that he finished a jigsaw puzzle in only 3 months.
One of the girls said, “You’re proud that it took you *only* three months to finish that?”
The Hawkeye player replied, “Yup, it said 4-6 years on the box!”
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