Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door? ( Ryan Ross X Reader)

Relax and relapse again.

Y/N's POV:
Ryan and Brendon helped me into my bed. Both of them looked extremely worried.
"What's the matter?" Ryan asked me. He looked so fucking pale!
"I got my period" I told them casually. But both of them looked at me with a blank expression on their faces.
"What's a period?" Brendon asked me curiously.
I was taken aback. I didn't expect them to not know about periods. Like, haven't they studied biology?
" Wait, you don't know what's a period?" I asked Brendon.
He shakes his head.
"Neither do I!" Ryan chimed in.
God, they don't know what a period is!
I looked at them and started explaining
" OK, I'm explaining but don't get grossed out! Teen girls experience periods. During periods the vagina sheds some kind of tissue layer or something due to which the vagina bleeds once a month. So during that time, we need to wear sanitary pads to prevent the blood from leaking through the panties and staining the clothes. Oh, and during periods we get awfully painful cramps like just now." I explained to them.
I looked at them to see that their eyes had grown wide. Both of them looked grossed out and Brendon looked like he was gonna puke while Ryan just kept staring at me. At last he asked me
" So, um , how do you like, put on , these um, pads?" He asked me.
"You put it on your panties like you put diaper on a baby's butt. But, I guess boxers are better for you." I said, giggling at him.
He blushed furiously when I said that cause he understood I was talking about his penis.
"So, where are we going today?" I asked them.
" You're not going anywhere! You've got cramps, so you'll stay at home and take rest." Ryan told me with a concerned look. He's so caring.
"But I'll get bored!" I pouted.
" No you'll not! We'll stay with you the whole day if you want" Brendon said.
I can't believe they actually want to spend time with me.  Just then my stomach rumbled loudly.
" Is your stomach rumbling because of cramps?" Brendon asked stupidly.
I rolled my eyes at him and said
" No, you idiot. Its rumbling because I'm hungry! LET'S GO GET BREAKFAST!" I did a kind of war chant making both Ryan and Brendon jump up because of my sudden yell.
" Carry me?" I asked Ryan with puppy dog eyes. He grinned at me and lifted me on his back giving me a piggyback ride. I pretended that he was a train and I was the engine driver. I grabbed the back of his t shirt , pretending its a steering wheel.
He asked me " Why are you grabbing my shirt?" He looked confused.
" You're my train!" I said childishly.
He grinned and started making chuff- chuff noises like a train. The next moment Brendon grabbed by back and kept running behind us.
As our train went downstairs making loud noises, I saw Candace looking at us confusedly before even she joined our train. We all went downstairs and collapsed on the sofa. My parents smiled at us.
Candace was laughing uncontrollably but she stopped when Ryan pressed his lips to mine.
"Are you both together?" She asked.
"They are" said Brendon, gasping from that train run.
" MOM! DAD! Y/N's GOT A BOYFRIEND!" Candace yelled.
My dad got up, flustered.
"Who is it?" He asked me.
Ryan slowly raised his hand , an apprehensive look on his face.
My dad blinked and then grinned at us telling me " Good choice Y/N. I approve of your relationship!"
Brendon and Candace gave us both a group hug and my parents smiled at us.
Could life get any better right now?

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I'm so fucking scared for tomorrow. Its my geography exam tomorrow and even though I'm prepared I'm super stressed because of the huge ass chapters.