Okay im actually going to really try on this chapter. Hope you enjoy my basura so lets do this.🔫
-soda🐞
-----------------------------------------------------------The ride to the batcave was really quiet. The only thing that made sound was Joker. Every few minutes he'd start laughing. It was really odd. But what else could be expected from Joker?
When they finally arrived Batman turned the batmobile off and got off to open the door for Joker. He took off Joker's seatbelt and grabbed his handcuffed hands to lead him out of the batmobile. Joker gave Batman's hands a little squeeze and Batman let go of Joker's hands quickly because he got a little nervous.
Once they were both out the batmobile, Batman took off the bandanna that covered Jokers eyes.
Joker quickly looked around to see where he was. He was in a big cave and there was a few bats that flied around. And so much technology so many gadgets and bat toys. There was a big computer too. It was all like a batcave.
"Oh batsy you brought me to the one and only batcave!" Joker said looking around with a flash of excitement in his white face.
His green eyes shined even in the dark cave. Batman was just looking at Joker's gem emerald crystal green eyes. He looked so cute. So excited about being in the batcave. His pretty eyes even sparked at the thought of being in the house of the famous Batman.
Joker then looked at Batman who was staring at him. The bat quickly looked away. The clown smiled because he knew that the bat was staring at him.
"So you have your suit under the orange asylum clothes?" asked Batman.
"Yeah. Why? Wanna undress me?" Joker said and started laughing.
"Dont be an idiot" Batman said in an annoyed tone.
"Give me your suit so i can wash it and then put on the orange asylum uniform again." Batman said.
"Im hungry" said Joker.
"Okay I'll go get something for you but first hand over the suit." said Batman.
"Turn around" Joker said winking at Batman.
"Im obviously going to turn around." said Batman with an annoyed tone.
Joker turned around and so did Batman. He took off the asylum uniform and then was left with his purple suit.
He turned around to see Batman's back. He put his hand on Batman's shoulder and said "Oh Batsy"
Batman asked "Are you done?"
"I need help" the Joker said with a little whiny tone.
"Joker stop you're perfectly capable of undressing and dressing yourself." Batman said a little nervous.
Joker sat on the floor.
Batman turned around and saw him. "Stand up" he said.
"No"
"I said stand up"
"I said i need help"
Batman rolled his eyes
"Joker stop playing around."
"Im not playing!" Joker yelled childishly
"Play with me batsy. I know you want to. Help undress me. Come here bat boy" Joker said and opened his jacket.
"No" said Batman. He was tempted but he was afraid of what could happen.
Joker laid all the way down on the floor like if he was dead. This was his way of saying that he wasn't going to undress himself.
Batman couldn't help himself so he bent down in one knee and then sat down in front of the clown.
Joker looked over and saw Batman sitting in front of him. His beautiful deep sky blue eyes looking back at him. It melted him everytime. So he sat down until they were facing each other.
Batman slowly lifted his hands and put them on the Joker's shoulders. Then he slid his hands down slowly and took off the Joker's jacket. Then he went for the vest.
He slowly started to unbutton the Joker's shirt all the way down. When he got to the bottom button he unzipped his pants.
Joker blushed and layed back.
Batman then slid the Joker's pants down slowly. Then he took his shoes off and finished slipping Joker's pants off. Then he want back to the shirt and slipped it right off.
Batman stood up and stretched his hand out so that he could pick up Joker from the floor. Joker grabbed on to the Bat's hand and pulled himself up.
Joker was left with underwear. His underwear was black with little yellow bats on them. Batman was staring at them. Joker noticed and he said "I told a man to specifically design these for me." with a smile.
"I like them" Batman said.
Joker looked up at his bat and smiled.
Batman looked up at his clown and picked up the orange asylum uniform from the floor and handed it to Joker.
He took it and put it on.
"Follow me" said Batman.
And so the clown follow the bat.
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Logic is pretty good listen to him too. I got test tmw so I'll do next chapter tmw not today Night🔫
-soda🐞
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FanfictionA batjokes story. Joker tries to get closer to Batman but Batman is confused about his feelings. Joker makes him understand that the only difference between them is one bad day 🃏🔫