I Hate You

The Bat Signal

Joker P.O.V

I woke up in my own bed with the worst headache. What the hell happened last night. The last thing i remember is shooting that guy at my club.

I went through everything i remembered from yesterday over and over again. I shot one of the guys, then my thugs took the one that was alive, then Harley came in...

Harley. She gave me a drink. Then some ladies came in the room. That's the last i remember.

I got up from my bed and searched for Harley in the Fun House. Maybe she knew what happened last night. And she could tell me what was in that drink.

Then I saw her yelling at some of my thugs.

"Go get me some more cupcake mix and some Jello-O boxes! And hurry up or I'll make sure Mr.J takes care of each and every one of you!" Harley yelled at a group of thugs.

They all nodded and left hurriedly to go buy what they were told.

"Harley!" i yelled.

She turned to look at me and a smile spread acroos her face.

"Mr.J you're up already!" she said.

"Yeah, duh. What the hell happened last night, and what did you put in that drink?" i asked her.

"Don't worry Mr. J a little extra stuff on your drink never hurt anyone. Oh and we found you asleep in the couch in your office last night. I'm guessing you had a blast." she said giggling.

"You drugged me." i said "That's why I can't remember anything after I drank that."

"I can do it again if you'd like Mr.J." she said smiling.

I just looked at her wondering if I had fun with someone else last night. She skipped towards me and said, "I'm bringing some Jell-Os with alcohol because there's not enough fun. Some people don't even buy booze at the club. Maybe I'll even slip some of that extra stuff in the cupcakes. It'll make things more dangerous in a fun way."

I thought about it for a second. If Bruce doesn't care about me then I'll take bigger risks. Nothing matters so it doesn't matter if I live or if I die. Or if I end up in the asylum again.

"Do it" i said without looking at her. I could see her smile growing from the corner of my eye though.

"You got it Mr. J. I'll get started right away as soon as these useless goons come back" she said losing her smile slowly. But it came back quickly as she asked, "So Mr. J did you meet any new boys?"

I looked up at her in embarrassment. It's a little weird to talk about this kind of stuff because im the Joker.

"I don't remember" i said to her.

"Maybe I'll try something less stronger, so you can actually remember this time." she said.

"Im not sure, I want to know. A part of me is curious, and the other thinks that it doesn't matter at all what i do." i said looking down.

"Mr. J i know you're hurt, but it's time you try new things, and continue your life as a villain. Where's that insane fun clown i fell in love with?" she asked.

I sighed and said, "Let's just get ready for the club. It's already like 7." i said turning to go to my room.
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Bruce P.O.V

I was sitting in the table eating dinner. Spaghetti and meatballs. I thought to myself that if Joker were here, he'd make some stupid joke about the food. I smiled. How i miss that crazy clown. I need him with me.