I Hate You

Bath Time

Okay i stole myself some rick and morty and batman/joker shit im proud. Lets do this,enjoy🔫
-soda🐞
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Batman stood up from the couch and said, "Joker your clothes will be done in about 30 minutes, i still need to put them in the dryer. So you should take a bath."

"Are you saying i stink ,bats?" said Joker with a little chuckle.

"Follow me" said Batman.

"Again?!" said Joker with a smile amd followed the bat.

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After a few halls Joker and Batman were in the bathroom. The bat turned on the water. He took off a glove and felt the water to make sure it was warm.

"You have skin!" joked the clown. "Very pretty hehe"

Batman just ignored him and left the glove on top of a small drawer that was in the bathroom.

Then he opened the drawer to get out some soaps, shampoo,and lotion.

He poured the lotion in the bathtub when there was enough water and it made bubbles.

"Neat bats!" said Joker watching Batman with a smile.

"Get in and take a bath I'll go put your clothes in the dryer." said the Batman and left.

Joker took off his asylum uniform, took his shoes off and then his batman boxers.

He got in and sat in the bathtub. He started scrubbing himself with all the different soaps that Batman pulled out. He started thinking about his batsy. Oh how many people Joker would kill just to see Batman's other hand.

Just seeing the Bat's hand earlier nearly made him piss himself.

He wished so much to see the bat's body, but he knew that would be impossible or very very very very very difficult to see since the bat is so serious all the time

But for now the clown was satisfied with seeing the Batman's hand. That's when he got an idea.

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Batman had finished putting the Joker's suit in the dryer and passed a few halls when he heard, "Baaaaatsyy! Baaaaatts Baaaatsssyyyyt!!"

It was Joker obviously. Batman hurried before Alfred heard something. It was a mansion but maybe he was near.

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaatsss!! Coomeee hereee!" there it was again.

Batman ran towards the bathroom and opened the door. He walked in and closed the door behind him.

There he was, Joker, in the bathtub with a beard made out of soap bubbles. "I'm Santy Claus ,bats!"

"Joker would you shutup? Dont scream again or I'll change my mind about you being here."

"Calm down batsy im just having fun. Plus where would you take me if you did change your mind being here? Wait where is here? Where exactly am i? Not that i care im just happy you're here with me but im just curious."

That made Batman happy but he didn't show any expression. He ignored Joker's question and asked one, "Why were you yelling?"

The Joker's expression changed to excited and said, "I need help"

Batman sighed, "With what?"

"Washing my hair."

"Can't you do that by yourself?"

"Nope"

"You're a grown man though"

"That's right"

"And you're independent "

"I know"

"So you should be able to wash your hair"

"Help me"

"No"

"BAAAAAATSSSSYY-" Joker was interrupted by Batman's hand who was covering his mouth.

"Fine" said Batman

He grabbed the shampoo and said "Turn around"

"Take off your other glove first"

"Why?"

"BAAA-"

"Shutup!"

"Take it off"

Batman removed his glove and put it next to the other one he had taken off earlier on top of the drawer. Joker got to see Batman's other hand. They were so pretty. If Joker went crazy for Batman's hand then how would he react to Batman's whole body if he ever got to see it.

Batman didn't understand why Joker was staring at his hands. They had a few scars on them because he beat up a lot of thugs. Joker then turned around with a smile and waited for Batman's hands to rub and wash his head.

The bat poured some shampoo in his hands and started washing Joker's head. His big hands rubbed and formed more shampoo on the clowns head.

Joker had been stressed lately over his feelings toward Batman, over Harley being annoying, over his thugs messing up, over running away from the cops, over returning to Asylum so the Bat's tough hands felt nice when he was washing his head. It was like a massage. Joker let out a very small moan.

This made the Bat happy. He knew Joker had been through a lot lately when he was in Arkham Asylum so relaxing in a bathtub with lotion and a massage in his head felt nice. This made him wash the clown's head slower but stronger. He pressed his thumbs a little and rubbed them back and forth against the Joker's head. Joker let out another moan this time a little bit louder than the last one. So Batman did the same thing but this time using all of his fingers. And scrubbed Joker's head one last time.

Joker smiled because it felt so good. So relaxing.

Then Batman grabbed a little bucket and filled it with water then poured it over Joker's head so that the shampoo went away. He did this a few more times so that the shampoo would completely go away.

When it was all gone Batman left and came back with a blue towel. Joker looked over and saw that it was time to get out of the bathtub. Batman unfolded and opened the towel so that he wouldn't see a naked Joker.

Joker stood up and got in the towel. Batman wrapped it around him. The pale clown stepped out of the bathtub and was now standing in front of Batman who was still wearing his bat outfit without the gloves.

"I'll go get you some new clothes so you could sleep because you can't sleep with your suit." Batman spoke first and left to go get the clothes.

Joker simply just smiled.

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1000 words of just the story itself and not my stupid comments like this one. I'll start next chapter because i got ideas. My head hurts a little though.🔫
-soda🐞