Remember how i said that the last chapter was going to be updated? Yeah, thats not happening. New chapter! Im glad that 173 people actually bothered to read my gay fagfics. Im not good at this so i appreciate the readers and ideas .
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Jealousy ran through the clown's veins. He stood hidden to see the bat's next move.
"C'mon on bats! You dont want kitty to die here do you?" said Two-Face walking a few steps while still looking around the room to see if he could see Batman.
Catwoman rolled her eyes. "You won't do shit you freak face. My bat can stop you and your greasy goons from me dying" sait catwoman in a calm voice.
Joker was even more pissed than before. "Her bat?!" thought Joker furiously. Everybody was on Batman. It should be Joker who says all these things.
Suddenly, 3 batarangs flew and hit the 3 thugs who had guns. The 3 of the men fell to the floor. Then a big shadow came from above and went directly for the guns that were in the floor. It was obviously Batman. He started to fight off the thugs.
One of the men came behind Batman with a bat and was about to hit him with it, but Batman snatched the bat before the thug could hit him and used to Bat to hit the thugs. One by one the goons started to fall to the floor knocked out.
Two-Face ran towards the rope to let Catwoman fall into the green hot chemical bath that'd burn her bones. Before he could reach the rope Batman threw a batarang at him. Two-Face fell to the floor so Batman picked him up and gave him a hard punch in the stomach.
The villain let out an "oooff!" before falling to the floor. Batman walked towards Catwoman to untie her and placing her in the ground safely.
Cat wrapped her arms around Batman and purred. The bat just stood there without hugging her back.
"Thanks bat boo!" said Catwoman laying a kiss on the bat's cheek. Then she skipped towards the exit door and was gone.
Batman let out a sigh and walked towards the door that Joker had come in through.
"You can stop hiding now Joker" said Batman leaving the room.
Joker stood up from where he was hiding and ran after Batman.
"You knew i was there?" asked the clown.
"I've been knowing. As soon as you started following me."
"Then why didn't you say anything?!"
"I didn't have time to argue and return you to the cave. Even if i did return you, you'd leave again and continue to follow me."
"You fuck! How could you leave me and come here to meet with Two-Face and Miss Sexy ass!"
Batman rolled his eyes and opened the entranced door the had come in at first. Joker was behind him with a furious look in his face. The bat grabbed the bat cycle and placed it inside the batmobile.
"Get in" said Batman
"No!" yelled Joker
Batman grabbed Joker and put him in the passenger seat of the batmobile. Then he got in the batmobile and started to drive towards the batcave.
"How could you?!" yelled Joker
"Im Batman. It's what i do."
"We were having such a good time"
"I have responsibilities"
"So?!"
"I'm not going to stay home to babysit you. I can't stay home watching movies with you. You're acting like if its my responsibility to stay at home with you doing your fun stuff"
"Fuck you! Fuck you bats! You stupid bat brain! God, i really do hate you in the bad way right now you little fucker."
"Calm down you're acting like an angry girlfriend"
"They were all over you! Come out bats. C'mon bats lets talk. You dont want the cats sexy ass to die right?" mocked Joker in an angry tone
Batman stayed quiet and continued to drive.
"And then that stinky cat My bat will save me. My bat boo thanks you so much for saving me! Ohoho smooch smooch! Thanks bat boo thank you!" The Joker mocked Catwoman.
Batman was still quiet.
"They wanted you! A guy with a half fucked face calling you the names that I call you. I always call you that. I've been calling you that. Then that slutty cat calling you batsy boo which is also what I've been calling you and already call you. Both of them will pay hard for this. And so will you. Do you have any idea what i felt? No because you're just a stupid bat"
Batman stayed quiet for a few more seconds and then said, "So that's what this is all about"
"Yes! Yes, that's exactly what this is all about bats!" said Joker with a frown.
They had arrived to the batcave already. Batman and Joker got out the car.
"Are you hungry?" asked Batman
"No! I am currently not hungry!" said Joker loudly.
Batman felt bad. Joker was actually very angry. Well he was more hurt than angry. All Joker wanted is to spend time with Batman. The bat understood that. And he wanted to do something to make the clown feel better.
Joker sat down on a stool and looked down.
Batman took off his gloves and walked toward where Joker was sitting. And hugged Joker from behind. It took the clown a few seconds before he could realize what was going on. When he saw the bat's arms around him Joker smiled.
Joker laid his hands over Batmans and let out a small sigh. Then smiled because he remembered how much he loved Batman. He really did love the bat so he said,
"I hate you"
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I need battery + my wrists hurt + its 3:25 a.m + i want to listen to Logic. I hope you enjoyed this basura because i sure did enjoy writting this. Rattpack💜. Im a slave. 🔫
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FanfictionA batjokes story. Joker tries to get closer to Batman but Batman is confused about his feelings. Joker makes him understand that the only difference between them is one bad day 🃏🔫
