I Hate You

The Batarang

Praise @MichelleQinglianSung for the idea she gave me go text him/her a heart 💜bc she/he cool dawg. Also I'll re-do the last chapter and finish it. Lets do this🔫
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The Bat was sitting down waiting for Joker to come out the washing room. He was going to put on his fresh washed suit on finally. He took about 10 minutes to get it on when it should take him less than 5 to put on a suit.
God, he seemed like a women getting ready for a wild party.

Finally the door knob moved and Bruce looked up from the floor. The green haired clown stepped out of the room with a huge red smile crossing his face.

"You like it batsy boo?" said Joker smiling and winking at Bruce

"Don't call me that" said Bruce

"So you do like it batsy baby?"

"Stop calling me stuff like that"

"Aw Brucie is mad"

"Dont say my name just because you know it."

"Aw why?"

"It sounds weird when you say it"

"Okay then I'll keep calling you batsy"

Bruce just let out a little sigh and made his way to the batcave. So Joker followed him.

~~2 hours later

"Baaaaaaatttttsss" Joker whined reaching for Bruce's thigh. Once his hand was in the Bat's thigh, Joker started rubbing it slowly.

Bruce slapped his hand away and his face turned hot red.

"Batsy you're blushing. What a cutie you are" said Joker giggling.

Bruce rolled his eyes and kept typing in his bat computer searching for something. Joker didn't know what he was looking for, not like he cared anyway. The only thing the clown wanted to do was play with his beloved bat.

"Let's have some fun" said Joker smiling and looking at Bruce.

Bruce, who kept typing in his computer, said "Im busy"

"So you would have fun with me if you weren't so busy?" said Joker, his smile growing wider.

"No" said Bruce not moving his eyes from the computer screen.

Joker stood up from where he was sitting next to Batman. This made Bruce a little nervous. It was dangerous to have a maniac run loose in the batcave while he was busy.

"Sit down Joker" said Bruce with a serious tone.

"No" said the Joker laughing.

Bruce let out a sigh and turn around to see where Joker was. He was no where. Bruce quickly stood up from his chair and walked slowly.

Wham!

Something hit him behind the head. He touched the back of his head, where the object had hit him. Then he looked back to the direction the object came from.

Joker was standing looking at Bruce while trying to hold his laugh back. Bruce looked at the floor and saw a Batarang. Then he looked back up at Joker.

Joker bursted out laughing and fell to the floor. He hugged his own stomach and rolled in the floor just laughing. Joker had thrown a batarang at Bruce and it made the clown laugh.

Bruce raised an eyebrow and picked up the Batarang from the floor. He looked at Joker who was still laughing.

"What was that for?" said Bruce.

"HAHA OH HAHA now you know, HAHAHA how it feels, HAHA, like" said Joker in between laughs.

Bruce walked back to his computer and left the batarang in the table.

Joker stood up and walked clumsily towards Bruce still grabbing his stomach and laughing low. He laughed so hard and much that it hurt. Bruce sat down in front of his computer and kept typing.

"Why aren't you laughing Brucie boy?" asked Joker whisper laughing

Bruce let out a sigh and continued to focus on his work. Joker stopped laughing. He wanted all of Bruce's attention. The clown sat in Bruce's lap.

Bruce was about to shove him off but then Joker let out the tiniest moan. Bruce didn't want to get turned by Joker, but he didn't want to push Joker. He liked that the crazy clown was sitting in his lap. So he didn't do anything.

Joker smiled.
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I'll do the idea that was given to me next chapter. If you dont understand the story i recommend you read my previous chapters its up to you tho bc i know y'all got better stuff to do. I know short chapter im sorry. We good tho 🔫
               -soda🐞