I Hate You

Pizza and Bat

I got some ideas thanks to some real cool people.💜. Ok enjoy my basura + lets do this🔫
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"Shh! Shutup!" said Bruce glaring at Joker who kept giggling and rubbing Bruce's shoulders.

"And stop touching me!" said Bruce stepping away from Joker.

The reason why Bruce wanted Joker to be quiet was because he was on the phone. The clown and Bruce were hungry. So Bruce was ordering pizza.

"Yes thank you" said Bruce ending the call and putting his phone on the table. They were in the kitchen.

"Alright they'll be here in 15 minutes" said Bruce looking at Joker.

"Hmm. You're cute Brucie boy" said Joker smiling at his guy.

Bruce turned around before Joker could see him blush. The clown smiled because he knew that Bruce was blushing.

"Okay honey I'll get the table ready. Go do your guy stuff while momma gets everything ready." said Joker pushing Bruce out the kitchen.

Bruce went along with it, although he didn't really trust the cunning clown. He went and sat down in one of the many couches he owned. He got comfortable and closed his eyes. A nap wouldn't hurt.

~~15 minutes later

"Oh Brucie baby! Wake up sweetie. The pizza is here." said Joker and gently laid a kiss on Bruce's  forehead.

Bruce blinked a few times before opening his eyes wide open. He saw a pair of beautiful crystal green eyes staring down at him. Joker.

Bruce sat up and rubbed his eyes.

"Aw Baby Brucie is sleepy!" said Joker hugging Bruce tightly.

"Im hungry." said Bruce standing up and slowly taking Joker's hands off his body.

"Oh yes pizza is here. Follow me!" said Joker skipping to the kitchen

"How'd you pay for it? Wait. Did you pay for it?" said Bruce entering the kitchen.

"Not quite" said Joker laughing and pointing across the kitchen towards a man that was knocked out in the floor.

"Joker! What'd you do?!" asked Bruce running towards the unconscious man in the floor.

"Dont worry Brucie he's alive i just hit him with a pan and he fell asleep" said Joker laughing.

"If you keep doing stuff like this you won't be able to stay with me here Joker" said Bruce picking the knocked out guy up from the floor and carrying him out the kitchen. Joker followed Bruce because he wanted to see where he'd put the man. Bruce just opened a closet door and left him there.

"I'll deal with him later. Right now i want to eat" said Bruce walking back to the kitchen.

Joker giggled and walked back to the kitchen. Everything was served already. Even the drink.

"You better have not put anything on my food" said Bruce eating.

"Of course not my dear" said Joker with a grin on his face.

Bruce kept eating and Joker started to eat his slice.

~~After dinner

"Ah what a good meal right babe?" said Joker sitting closer to Bruce.

They were watching a movie. They were watching, (your favorite movie). It was nice. They're own little time together. Bruce didn't think of it that way really. It was just him watching a movie and chilling. To Joker though, it was their own time together to be happy and doing something fun. Joker wasn't paying attention to the movie. He was only thinking about Bruce and how they were together.

Bruce got a text from Alfred.

"Master Bruce, the bat signal is on"

Bruce responded by texting, "On my way Al"

Bruce stood up and speed walked to the nearest way to get to the batcave.

Joker stood up and ran quickly after Bruce. They were having a peaceful time. Where was he going?

~

When they got to the batcave Bruce quickly put on his batsuit.

"Batsy where you goin'?" said Joker running towards Batman.

"The bat signal is on. Stay in my room and don't do anything to my butler." said the Bat in a serious tone.

"I missed you in your bat suit. Aw batsy." said Joker smiling.

"I have to go. Do what i said" said Batman turning around and getting inside the batmobile.

And before the clown could do or say anything, Batman had already left. This pissed Joker a little bit so he made a plan. He'd followed his bat. So he looked around the batcave to see if there was any other vehicle around. The bat cycle.

Lucky him the keys to the bat cycle were right next to it on a table.

He got on it and left the batcave.

~ Outside the batcave

Joker followed the big bat signal in the sky.

He wanted to see what the Bat was going to do.

When he got there he saw the batmobile. He figured that the Bat would be on top of the roof talking to Jim Gordon. And he was right because he could barely hear Jim's voice.

Joker hid in the shadow of the bulding and turned off the bat cycle. He waited for Batman to come back down. And he did. He saw the bat get on the batmobile and drive off. Joker waited a little bit before following Batman.

After 30 seconds Joker turned the bat cycle back on and surreptitiously followed the batmobile. Batman was so caught up in his mission that he didn't know someone was following. Also Joker was being very careful not to get caught. He was very cunning when it came to spying on the bat.

After a few minutes of following the Bat. They finally arrived to a building. Joker made sure to keep his distance from Batman so that he wouldn't know that Joker was spying on him.

Batman opened the building door. It was unlocked. It was a trick. It was like they wanted Batman to enter the building. This made the clown even more curious.

Joker walked towards the entrance of the building. Before opening the door he paused. Should he be doing this?

He grabbed the door knob and opened the door slowly.
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Fuck. Cliffhanger.💜. Alright i might take like 3 days to do the next chapter bc of spring break. I got a few things to do. Well i prolly get started right now bc next chapter will have the idea that was given to me. Sorry for spelling mistakes. Hope you liked my basura. Im gone 🔫
         -soda🐞