Okay so my readers have gone up so thanks .i 💜 u. I'll do another chapter tmw after this one. I hope you enjoy + i need ideas so text me kik:sodalovechild 🔫
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Batman looked through a drawer for one of his shirts and he looked for some joggers for the Joker to wear. He even looked for some boxers and socks.
He made his way back to the bathroom when he found the clothes for Joker.
He opened the door to enter the bathroom and looked up to see Joker drying his hair with the towel. However, the towel only covered Joker's middle part. He could see a little bit of it but he could see the side of Joker's ass and back.
He quickly looked down and handed the clothes to Joker and said "I brought you these"
Joker looked over at Batman and smiled. He took the clothes and said "thanks" something he hadn't said in a long time.
Batman waited outside the bathroom for Joker to be finished for about 3 minutes. And then the door knob turned a few times and the door opened.
Joker stepped out with a black shirt that fit him a little big and with dark gray joggers and black socks.
"God Bats you sure like black a lot" said Joker smiling.
Batman was staring into Joker's beautiful green eyes.
Snap!
The Joker snapped his fingers in front of Batman's face.
"Uh yea, yeah um I'll go get some clothes for me because im taking a quick shower."
"Okay" replied the Joker
Batman turned to get some clothes and Joker spoke up and said "Dont take long!"
Batman turned around and told Joker "Shhhhhh!"
Joker just let out a little laugh.
Batman went to the room to get some clothes. He looked through his drawer when all of a sudden he heard "Master Bruce" Batman quickly looked up and saw Alfred at the door.
"Uh yea Al- Alfred?" Batman said nervously.
"Would you like anything to eat? I mean i haven't seen you in 2 days and im your butler. We live in the same place. I know you're Batman but you have to eat sir."
"I did eat" said Batman
"Ice cream sir?" said Alfred raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah" said Batman
"Sir, ice cream is a dessert that you eat after eating dinner" said Alfred.
"I know" said Batman pulling out some clothes out the drawer and walking towards the door.
"Im going to shower and sleep" said Batman.
"Alright sir" said Alfred
"You should do the same" said Batman.
Alfred left and Batman quickly went to the bathroom to make sure Joekr was still in there.
He wasn't.
Batman freaked out and looked around to see if he was hiding somewhere.
Then a door knob started twisting and the closet door opened. Batman heard and followed where the door sound came from. It was from the room where he got his clothes in.
Batman walked into the room and saw Joker with a smile on his face.
"How'd yo-" Batman was interrupted by Joker.
"Hello Master Bruce."
Batman was shocked. He was in the room the whole time when him and Alfred were talking. He heard Alfred calling Batman Master Bruce.
"I finally figured it out. Wayne Mansion is where i am. How could i have missed that? I guess its because i never really cared who you were. Dont worry i wont tell anyone... Bruce." Joker said with a little laughter.
Batman didn't know if he could trust the maniac. But he had to. There's nothing he could do about it. Joker knows who he really is and that's that.
"Thanks" Batman said and returned to the restroom.
Joker followed him and entered the restroom with Batman.
"Im going to shower" said Batman.
"I know" said Joker smiling
Batman grabbed the handcuffs that were in his batman suit and handcuffed the Joker's hand to the door knob. And the handcuffed the other one to the door knob of the closet that was in the restroom.
"Whaa-?? So you dont trust me huh? Whatevs I'll just hang here and wait for you to be done" said Joker grinning.
Batman entered the bathtub and slid the curtain to the left and then removed his batman outfit.
~~ 15 minutes later
Batman turned the water off and reached for his towel that was hanging on a little pole without sticking his face out. He didn't want Joker to see his face. He dried and then reached again for his Batman mask and put it on.
Then he stepped out of the bathtub amd Joker tried to twist his head back to see Batman but frowned when he saw that he was wearing his mask.
Batman put on a black shirt and pants and some socks.
He went to remove the handcuffs off of Joker's hands and opened the door to leave the restroom. Koker followed him curious of what the famous billionaire would do next.
This time Bruce made his way into a new room that was bigger than the last one. It was his master bedroom. He was going to sleep.
Batman pulled out a blanket and pillow from a closet and threw it on the floor.
"You're sleeping in the bed" said Bruce
"Sleep with me" said Joker
"No" said Bruce
"Bruceeee pleasee?" pleaded Joker.
"Dont say my name" said Bruce slightly annoyed.
Joker got on the bed and said "Please Brucey" and he licked his red lips.
How could Bruce say no to that?
"Joker it's not right" said Bruce
"Come on" said Joker smiling.
Batman let out a sight. "Okay."
Joker's smile grew bigger and Batman climed up on the bed with the maniac. He made sure he was at the edge of the bed on the opposite side of Joker. Bruce laid down and Joker rolled and landed on top of Bruce.
Batman threw Joker to the floor.
Thump!
Joker's slim body hit the floor.
"Hahaha hahaha haha!" the clown laughed from the floor as he finally stood up.
He got back up on the bed and layed next to Bruce.
Batman still had his mask on but that didn't stop the clown from looking at those beautiful blue eyes of his.
Batman cleared his throat so that Joker would stop looking at him. But he didn't stop. Bruce left the bed and went to turn off the lights and lock the door just in case Alfred came by.
He went to lay in the same spot where he was in the bed and Joker cuddled next to him quickly. Bruce didn't know what to do so he didn't do anything. Joker rested his head on Batman and fell asleep smiling.
Batman just looked at the sleeping clown. Anybody would've run away from this madman in less than a second because they see a a mad monster. Bruce saw a sleeping beauty. Sure that he was a psycho that killed for fun. But something made him like that. And so Batman kept staring at Joker sleeping.
Until eventually he fell asleep too.
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Next chapter will be tmw because its im tired of typing rn. Also listen to Slave 2 by Logic if you like rap. He's a good guy 🔫
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FanfictionA batjokes story. Joker tries to get closer to Batman but Batman is confused about his feelings. Joker makes him understand that the only difference between them is one bad day 🃏🔫
